Grand unification of conspiracies, the holy grail of truth.

Ok, I have been warned off alerting people about the truth, however I am not one to to take this lying down, I have made plans to take myself off the grid which today have come to fruition. I am therefore able to post this, in the knowledge that I shall remain in a position of relative security.

The earth is in the process of being relocated by the Andromedans. They are doing their best to make most things appear normal, manipulating our perception of the universe around us, however even their vast knowledge is imperfect and so we have these incidents with species that are noticiing the abnormalities. Even humans are noticing some errors in the system, for example the moon not appearing for many people, while others claim it is there as normal.

Our current perception and data regarding the sky and space around us is an illusion, a very advanced one which has been produced by Nasa and Adromedan Reptiles working together on top secret Iridium sattelite technology. The technology utilises a network of satellites and chemtrails to provide a visual illusion that is adequate for the vast majority of humans, however it is NOT and I repeat NOT designed to fool animals.

Birds and fish and other sensitive creatures are dying in the thousands because of the effects of this most amazing voyage. All of humanity is currently in life support mode, our atmosphere is being artificially enhanced and scientific observationary data is being manipulated on a scale never before witnessed.

Deep down, our human psyche knows that things are not normal, many people are experiencing a sense of being out of place, spinning and noticing the anomolies in our weather systems, the position and regularity of astral bodies.

The earth is currently in a holding pattern, imagine a large airplane waiting for the ok from Traffic control at an airport and you have the idea.
Unfortunately our own galaxy will very soon no longer be habitable, we should thank the Andromedans for their hard work. At some point soon it will be quite obvious we are now viewing the skies from an entirely new position within the universe.

The anticipated landing date for destination Earth Home is Dec 21 2012. On this date the veil shall be lifted, we will observe the skies once again and will see our new home, new suns and solar planets, and be at peace in the knowledge that no matter how difficult life can be for us humans, we will always have our Reptilian fathers here alongside us to guide and aid us in our times of need.

thats a cool idea for a movie, you should send it to spielberg

I thought 2012 had more to do with other extraterrestrial species, such as the Annunaki. I've never heard of Andromedans being involved, but I'm certain that they exist as you've said. Is this all the information you have right now?

There's quite a few flaws in your tale for it to ever pass as factual, but as a story, with a little tweaking, I'm sure it would do well enough.

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Ok OK, I'll give ya a star, on pure Imagination.

second line

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MmmmmmmK,
This is really scary information......
ummmm, thank you for risking your life to bring this information to us.
I,.nay, ......WE all owe you a huge debt of gratitude for your bravery.
God speed, live long and prosper.

Now that you are in a secure location can you tell us what will happen leading up to the big day.If you know about the big plan you must have other information,reveal it and become a God.

i accidentally flagged this unfortunately, but i do have something to say...i hope this doesnt come off as personal, but as far as crazy conspiracies go, this just about takes the cake...first, you need a bit of evidence, even evidence of a circumstantial nature is better than no evidence at all...the moon and the stars are really there, where they always were and will continue to be...i suspect you are trolling, but the things you are suggesting are so beyond impossible as to warrant no further comment...

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Is this a piss take , or do you actually believe the crap that you have taken such care to type out ?
If it is the latter , stay exactly where you are and some nice gentlemen in white coats will be along shortly to gently , but assertively , escort you to your nice ( padded ) new home .

Originally posted by HenryPatrick
i accidentally flagged this unfortunately, but i do have something to say...i hope this doesnt come off as personal, but as far as crazy conspiracies go, this just about takes the cake...first, you need a bit of evidence, even evidence of a circumstantial nature is better than no evidence at all...the moon and the stars are really there, where they always were and will continue to be...i suspect you are trolling, but the things you are suggesting are so beyond impossible as to warrant no further comment...

Well perhaps if ths is so impossible you might like to explain why! What is more absurd is that when someone finally makes the effort to disclose the true nature of things you refuse to listen. I suggest that you open your minds and think, just for a minute, what it if! Life itself, and the infinite nature of the universe is almost impossible to conceive, yet here we are, all the same on our little watery planet pondering on our daily problems still unable to grasp the eternal answers.

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Maybe all the chaos going on in the world right now is like a 'diversion' to take our minds off the strange feelings we are having and seeing?
I have been out with people and I say out loud while observing the sky, do you see that weird looking UFO up there with red, blue and green lights?
For a brief moment they cannot see it, asking me where is it, I then go into a tantrum saying it is so big, you cannot miss it? Then they see it.
It is as if I had to 'take' them into my reality so they could see it, like we all exist in a diffwrent reality but we don't notice it till we have to witness an event together.
Last week I and a small group went out to watch the stars, moon etc.... We have been watching the skies for years with binos and telescopes.
On the programme and on my astronomy books it says the moon would be up on the horizon at 10.20pm but it was not there.
We even walked onto higher ground to get a clearer view of the horizon but it was still not in view.
Then an hour later itt appeared as if it 'forgot' to rise where I live. A bit like the stuff you watched on The Truman Show movie, where they got the weather wrong, night turned into day etc....
I can see how our experiences could fit into this model of what might be happening to us and this earth?

at least its not another aryan white race post.


So is there a date when this will happen? Somewhere in the future, far enough away so you can have fun trying to convince the weak minded, but close enough of a date to keep people's interest?

The relocation should be complete by 21 Dec 2012. Up to that point there will be a multitude of events that will seem highly irregular, due to the complications of maintaining the illusion and due to the natural side effects of the celestial voyage. The technology being used is beyond our wildest imaginings, however the Andromedans know it is imperfect and although for the most part it will prevent outside influences from effecting the Earth, there will be occassions when certain anomolies will occurr that will baffle scientists and deny explanation.

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Technically if another higher dimensional creation wanted to change the location of earth then they would simply flood our universe ,or part of it with antimatter and very quickly destroy what was here,but,because antimatter has a short lifespan and the eternal constants of a new version of everybody would transit from another dimension to fill the void.
Wow ,that was to much, even my brains finding it hard to concieve ,it just came in from somewhere,mental !Me ,you ,someothers shunted from one dimensional universe to another within the blink of an eye.
Jim,she canny take any more...beam us up scotty
Explains how I got shopping from Paris to new york between blinking.
Yeah Doctor who

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Horton Hears a Who

Cool story broseph

Tell me all you knowseph

Is this a joke? We had another poster like you recently that sounded off his rocker, and nobody said anything about it until it was too late.

I highly suggest you get help, immediately. I'm being 100% serious.

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For me, i have not experienced any abnormalities or errors in the system and my psyche senses being in the right place with stable weather.
but then again, i am an andromedan reptilian and yes, i will find you!

Originally posted by amongus
Is this a joke? We had another poster like you recently that sounded off his rocker, and nobody said anything about it until it was too late.

I highly suggest you get help, immediately. I'm being 100% serious.

To be fair, if you are so willing to use this line of argument and be so judgemental without a reason, then it is you that needs help.

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