Rapture to occur next week..

reply to post by CynicalM


That was the pre-rapture party.

Now it's on to the after-rapture party.

GASP! I can't find my cell phone...I had it here in my bed....I think it's been raptured.

reply to post by Hefficide


GA, eh? I think we've been left behind. That's okay....I didn't want to get wind burnt on the way up. Plus, I'm not very good at playing the harp. The feathery wings will be too itchy and the halo will mess up my voluminous hair, so I'm ok with it.

Just for the record, I am saying the rapture will never happen.

What I mean is that the people who think they will be in the rapture won't be.

Are you guys still here? I can't believe it but my dog suddenly disappeared. You think he was raptured and we were all left behind? I hope those aliens don't eat dogs or I'm going hunting.

If this rapture was meant for us humans, please tell us if you were raptured yesterday. I'm still here. Anyone else suddenly have their dog disappear?

reply to post by orionthehunter


Yes, my cat went into the rapture with your dog.

Maybe they are married?

Originally posted by MeSoCorny
reply to post by pepsi78

 

Woah, woah....easy, Killer. I was joking. Who in their right mind would believe that the rapture was actually happening based on a website's prediction? One who believes the bible would know that it is to come as a "thief in the night."

So no worries about my "white" or "blond" soul. Whatever that means.

...but I'm not blond so does that mean I'm one of them?!

You are a mix, not pure snake. Maybe you should investigate the flag of united states or england, on a close inspection you may notice blue, red and white.

Take the blue and red and turn them in black and white and you will see what I mean.
Red=white
Blue=dark.

Blue Dark= spiritual bounded to earth god's creation.
Red White= the snake, anunaki that came here, the aliens.
It's the snake in the garden story. Metallica I am a snake ?
No tricks, I'm only for the truth, I have been tricked enough across my life.

The snake is the robot, red anunaki, they are like robots, the cremation of care for example bohimiam grove?, they want everybody to be like them.
The dreamer, spiritual is the lemurian blue, from this earth.
The mix is the product of the two, it's in the movies, it's everywhere.
And it's one nation under god like they would like it, but because of what they did it can't be and it will never be.
So the bible is a fable twisted with contradictions for people not to notice the truth.

It's in the movies, battle star galactica ?
The robots the hibrids and the humans.
Stargate, Alien, it's all based on the same story, and the best example avatar ? we were once something like that.

The chosen ones are the fallen ones.

reply to post by orionthehunter


That's interesting because here I was eating a pop tart for breakfast and all of the sudden I looked down and it was completely gone.

Why did my breakfast have to be raptured?

reply to post by catwhoknows


Maybe they had it all wrong and the rapture was to save 144,000 pets.

I guess that web site can start selling a book about being left behind now. All of us humans are still here.

Haha, another waste of all of our time. This thread got so much hype but it was another epic fail. We are still here no rapture nothing. More religious propaganda debunked...

reply to post by pepsi78


So my mom is an annunaki and my dad is a lemurian?

Wait a minute......how do you know so much about my past......

DAD? Is that you? How come you never came to my soccer games? You could have at least sent a card or something. And don't you dare give me that old "space is too big to send you a card, dear" crap again!

reply to post by orionthehunter


Ohh god, my 2 dogs went missing...

I hope they keep the mutt and return the pure breed...

Originally posted by MeSoCorny
reply to post by pepsi78

 

So my mom is an annunaki and my dad is a lemurian?

Wait a minute......how do you know so much about my past......

DAD? Is that you? How come you never came to my soccer games? You could have at least sent a card or something. And don't you dare give me that old "space is too big to send you a card, dear" crap again!

edit on 11-9-2010 by MeSoCorny because: spellins miztaces

Not really, I don't know your parents DNA, and no women today are not pure that and men either, they are a mix.
So two mixes creates other mixes. Take the matrix where they make the creator this evil entity because it won't forgive them, they are the forsaken, we don't bare responsability for them and we should not.

As you can notice the red pill is inverted with the black man. And just like the story from the garden it's the red apple that the snake offers, and states eat and find the truth, but it's a lie. Because the red pill is infection of the kind, genetic experiment, dna manipulation, it's what they did, just like the fable with the tree in the garden story.

So screw them and screw their kind, I don't have to forgive them. A lie is a lie and a big one. So they make up this fable put it in one book and they call it the bible, everybody is living in a lie. It's them and their religion of blood bath. God has nothing to do with it, god does not tell people how to live, it's them the control freaks.

Thank yo -operation mindcrime for you response:
Wouldn't you know it, all dressed up but no (heavenly) place to go.....

It's not the first time I've been stood up by someone I haven't met yet.
Although, the phrase "we're gonna have a luverly time up there" is
always indicated!!
mothershipzeta said:
Dude, it was yesterday. Looks like EVERYONE missed the boarding call.

I was ironing my best red dress and assumed it was this Saturday!
But it's MeSoCorny's pussy I'm worried about... where did it go?

Originally posted by orionthehunter
reply to post by catwhoknows

 

Maybe they had it all wrong and the rapture was to save 144,000 pets.

I guess that web site can start selling a book about being left behind now. All of us humans are still here.

Doesn't it state in the Bible:
'When the Rapture comes, the best are to do little'...?

This may be code for the return of Dr. Dolittle... or Rex Harrison has risen from
the grave. (Mr. Harrison was the forerunner of Eddie Murphy... that's for you
young ones in the front row)

reply to post by orionthehunter


Total waste of space and total waste of time but a huge laugh.

Are we the only people who remember how to laugh?

Originally posted by MeSoCorny
reply to post by CynicalM

 

That was the pre-rapture party.

Now it's on to the after-rapture party.

GASP! I can't find my cell phone...I had it here in my bed....I think it's been raptured.

If we end up where the Cats and Dogs went... it may be a
'Rapture-Capture Party'!!!

reply to post by A boy in a dress


Hey, great post.

And all animals are innocent anyway.

Originally posted by catwhoknows
reply to post by orionthehunter

 

Total waste of space and total waste of time but a huge laugh.

Are we the only people who remember how to laugh?

Phew!! you're not MeSoCorny's cat are you? we're glad you're back.
Oh... and just exactly what is it that you know?!!

Originally posted by catwhoknows
reply to post by A boy in a dress

 

Hey, great post.

And all animals are innocent anyway.

I agree... but I'm not sporting a top hat like Mr. Harrison
OR the 'dweeby' family of Mr. Murphy's character.

reply to post by A boy in a dress


BIAD... You didn't get raptured either???

Whoever made the guest list for this gig obviously didn't want it to be any fun - left all the most interesting people behind!