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Originally posted by docklands
I'm for alien invasion if they feed us.
Originally posted by completenuttergit
If THEY feed us ???
What if they want to feed on us????
Originally posted by logicize
I would have to say no to that. It's about as good an excuse as you can get. Other things that might get you out of work might include.
1. A sudden loss of earths gravity.
2. A prolonged pummeling of earth by meteors.
3. The moon falls to earth.
4. The sun goes out, even if just for a day.
5. A sudden increase in earths gravity by more than 100%.
6. Night time never arrived (the night before).
7. Nuclear war.
8. The rapture (if you belive in that) otherwise you'll have to go to work.
9. You win the lottery.
10. You come down with the flu.
Originally posted by Chiiru
Originally posted by logicize
10. You come down with the flu.
lies!!! I had to work when I had the flu.