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Hello ATS...Happy New Year!

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posted on Jan, 1 2006 @ 09:02 AM
I'm superhooptyratchetclanker. Damn glad to meet ya.
I was awake for all of four minutes this morning before I broke all my New Year's resolutions,
but I believe it is a scientifically proven fact that there is a general amnesty for that kind of stuff until sundown...right?
Anyway, happy to be here and I hope to learn much and impart my own brand of demented logic and shaky theories of life, the universe and everything upon you all.
God, I need a beer.

posted on Jan, 1 2006 @ 10:09 AM
Welcome superhooptyratchetclanker

Enjoy your stay in the funny farm :w:

posted on Jan, 1 2006 @ 10:41 AM
Glad you could make it, come on in and sit a spell…

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posted on Jan, 1 2006 @ 12:31 PM
I appreciate the kind welcome.
I will try to deny ignorance as often as possible. Sadly, I can not deny my own ignorance. I think it may be genetic or something.
Ya see, Dad was a Russian sailor, and well, you know...
What was I saying?
Oh yeah...
Thanks very much for the greetings, and I hope to offer some prime Skunk Ape footage neighbor swears it's just racoons, but why would racoons knock over my garbage can and just happen to home in on the jar of caviar and ignore the half eaten Big Mac? Hmmm?
Uhm...oh yeah, thanks.
Still need beer.

posted on Jan, 25 2006 @ 04:54 PM
Welcome and enjoy your long stay here at the great ATS!

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