Blow-up boat.

So my grandfather was kike, let the boys have fun.

So he bought this boat, and it had a pump and everything.

So once pumped up, here I'm dragging this thing into the ocean.

Wow, ail away, drifting into the unknown.

There's your brother on the shore.

What you doing?

Come here at once!

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Keep paddling and never look back.

But don't fall off the edge.

Cue Kansas "Point of no return"
Always did love that tune!

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Flip and to think, from False Bay SA, I could have "discovered" New Zealand!

But no, helicopter brotherliness.

Joke, although thinking back, if it wasn't for my brother, I would have been swept away by the Orange River, but that's another story.

Or that time he accidentally set the garage on fire ....

If you don't tell mom and dad I''ll buy you a jet plane.
No, but a real one please, not a dinky toy.

Actually I must remind him, I'm still waiting for my aeroplane!

Just a "spare" moment.

So next time he craps you out: "Birthday wishes should be on messenger not the freaking Facebook wall, grow up, get a car-lisence, go work on an oil tanker, blah blah blah ..."!

It's like dude, WHERE'S MY EFFING AEROPLANE?

And as I was running, he goes:

"Cut those apron strings".

So i''m like, yeah get a wife to sponge of instead.

I wouldn't say it went down particularly well.