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Blow-up boat.

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posted on Feb, 27 2023 @ 11:23 AM
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So my grandfather was kike, let the boys have fun.

So he bought this boat, and it had a pump and everything.

So once pumped up, here I'm dragging this thing into the ocean.

Wow, ail away, drifting into the unknown.

There's your brother on the shore.

What you doing?

Come here at once!

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posted on Feb, 27 2023 @ 11:57 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Keep paddling and never look back.

But don't fall off the edge.



posted on Feb, 27 2023 @ 01:30 PM
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Cue Kansas "Point of no return"
Always did love that tune!

a reply to: nerbot




posted on Feb, 27 2023 @ 06:48 PM
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Flip and to think, from False Bay SA, I could have "discovered" New Zealand!

But no, helicopter brotherliness.

Joke, although thinking back, if it wasn't for my brother, I would have been swept away by the Orange River, but that's another story.

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posted on Feb, 27 2023 @ 08:04 PM
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Or that time he accidentally set the garage on fire ....

If you don't tell mom and dad I''ll buy you a jet plane.
No, but a real one please, not a dinky toy.

Actually I must remind him, I'm still waiting for my aeroplane!

Just a "spare" moment.



posted on Feb, 27 2023 @ 08:24 PM
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So next time he craps you out: "Birthday wishes should be on messenger not the freaking Facebook wall, grow up, get a car-lisence, go work on an oil tanker, blah blah blah ..."!

It's like dude, WHERE'S MY EFFING AEROPLANE?



posted on Feb, 28 2023 @ 12:12 AM
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And as I was running, he goes:

"Cut those apron strings".

So i''m like, yeah get a wife to sponge of instead.

I wouldn't say it went down particularly well.



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