College Basketball Star Says His Balls Exploded Suddenly

a reply to: putnam6

but it still just limits the severity for some

What makes you believe that? I remember before the vax half the cases were asymptomatic and most of them were asymptomatic SUPER SPREADERS.

It has 0 benefits.

a reply to: 38181

"New balls, please".....

It does state that right before he went to sleep he was lifting weights, then woke up to exploded balls as he calls it.

But they didn't literally explode, it sounds like they were just swollen. I doubt there was any blood or mess like truly exploded balls, like an explosive was detonated underneath the scrotum.

There could be a lot of reasons for this other than being vaccinated, you know. He had just lifted weights, maybe he rubbed them the wrong way. I think it's cute that Gateway Pundit adds that everyone has to be vaccinated at that college and mentions Minaj's old tweet. Definitively steers the narrative directly to being vaccinated as the cause of the injury without a shred of supporting evidence.

"The anti-vaxxers will love this, they'll share it all over social media, tons of traffic for advertisement revenue."

And here we are, except they didn't even pay the OP or anyone else for making them money. At least it's a fun topic and people enjoyed it.

I’ll stay off this thread based on the hilarious title……because it’s worth a thousand memes I could come up with…..and I don’t want rub the Mods raw…

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originally posted by: Thrumbo
It does state that right before he went to sleep he was lifting weights, then woke up to exploded balls as he calls it.

But they didn't literally explode, it sounds like they were just swollen. I doubt there was any blood or mess like truly exploded balls, like an explosive was detonated underneath the scrotum.

There could be a lot of reasons for this other than being vaccinated, you know. He had just lifted weights, maybe he rubbed them the wrong way. I think it's cute that Gateway Pundit adds that everyone has to be vaccinated at that college and mentions Minaj's old tweet. Definitively steers the narrative directly to being vaccinated as the cause of the injury without a shred of supporting evidence.

"The anti-vaxxers will love this, they'll share it all over social media, tons of traffic for advertisement revenue."

And here we are, except they didn't even pay the OP or anyone else for making them money. At least it's a fun topic and people enjoyed it.

Geez. As noted above he had testicular torsion after a workout. I get it, no point in explaining it, as anything that happens to anyone is somehow Vax related.

Testicular torsion

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Description

A twisting of the male organ that makes hormones and sperm (testicle).

When the testicle rotates (testicular torsion), it twists the cord supplying blood to the loose bag of skin (scrotum) beneath the penis. This may occur after vigorous activity, a minor injury to the testicles, or sleep.

I know someone who woke up after moving furniture and said his arm was in extreme pain and the bicep felt "floppy", some sort of weird separation and required surgery. However it happened about 6 years ago. Maybe his body was anticipating a vaccination.

a reply to: v1rtu0s0

You call that evidence?!!!!

Yes, sadly, you probably do.

a reply to: frogs453

That sneaky time travelling vaccine strikes, again.

a reply to: v1rtu0s0

thanks to this thread i dived into the depths of the internet and had to read scary stories about exploded balls. it really happens without warning. pure horror.

"i was working on my high notes this morning. was packing around and my left testicle popped", wrote slipknot singer corey taylor in twitter in may 2019:

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what a terrible thing to happen to a young man.
i hope his recovery is swift and he regains full testicular function.






someone does not have a sense of humor today
ball busters

originally posted by: offensive
a reply to: putnam6

but it still just limits the severity for some

What makes you believe that? I remember before the vax half the cases were asymptomatic and most of them were asymptomatic SUPER SPREADERS.

It has 0 benefits.

Check my history, Scooter I'm in no way pro-COVID vaccine, besides trying to bring some levity here and I was dancing around hijacking a thread as it were.

a reply to: v1rtu0s0

The spike protein collects in the testes, Ovaries kidneys liver, and heart. Nor to mention the brain. It must be very confusing for a doctor trying to catch up. But this is nut to serious compared to other reactions.

a reply to: anonentity

All that in one little syringe?

Exploding nuts,. Please......

a reply to: v1rtu0s0

Everyone blaming the Vax but not taking time out to google how many basketball players have suffered from testicular torsion. And this article I linked isn't the only one.

article.

Spermatic cord torsion is usually an abrupt event. The key warning sign is sudden, severe testicular pain, followed by swelling and hardening of the testicle.

Testicular conditions in athletes: torsion, tumors, and epididymitis

Abstract

Individuals involved in sports are at risk for sustaining various injuries. In addition to musculoskeletal complaints, male athletes are at risk of incurring testicular injuries. These issues can range from an acute emergency such as testicular torsion to indolent testicular tumors. In contrast, epididymitis can present in stages. Presentation and management of testicular complaints can vary depending on the condition. Physicians who provide medical care to athletes need to be competent in diagnosing and managing testicular injuries.

originally posted by: v1rtu0s0
Goodness gracious great balls of Pfizer!
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Very creative!

I don’t think I’ve ever read an ATS thread that made me as physically uncomfortable as this one. The groin region in particular.