Help me choose again

a reply to: KansasGirl

I'm not trying to win Mr. Universe, just looking for a hat

originally posted by: KansasGirl
Yes, it is. It is inappropriate and disrespectful to wear a hat indoors in a good number of situations.

It's all from a silly custom dating from the Medieval period.

I wear mine indoors and tell anyone who says something to me to eat a bag of you-know-whats.

originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: Terpene

Own it. Shave it all off or use clippers with no guard. You’d be surprised how many women find that attractive. A tan helps big time.

THIS ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I figured, I can't show up at the lodge without a proper hat.

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: KansasGirl

I'm not trying to win Mr. Universe, just looking for a hat

I know. And I repeat, don’t wear a ball cap.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: KansasGirl
Yes, it is. It is inappropriate and disrespectful to wear a hat indoors in a good number of situations.

It's all from a silly custom dating from the Medieval period.

I wear mine indoors and tell anyone who says something to me to eat a bag of you-know-whats.

Of course you do.

originally posted by: Terpene
I figured, I can't show up at the lodge without a proper hat.

About the only place I'll take mine off when I'm wearing one since only the WM can wear a hat in Lodge.

originally posted by: KansasGirl
Of course you do.

M-A-N, baby. M-A-N.

a reply to: KansasGirl

Have you been following this thread, no way I wear a ball cap. I'd rather wear a bowler

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

what is WM???

Is it because of that silly ancient custom? What is the reasoning behind that custom?

It seems the only place you are not a prick is when in the lodge

originally posted by: Terpene
what is WM???

Worshipful Master, the dude who runs the Lodge and feeds the goat.

Is it because of that silly ancient custom?

No, there's a reason in the ritual that covers this.

What is the reasoning behind that custom?

Which one? The Lodge or the fashion reason people get hung up on?

It seems the only place you are not a prick is when in the lodge

Nah, I'm douchey there too...

a reply to: NightSkyeB4Dawn

women look great in hats

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: KansasGirl

Have you been following this thread, no way I wear a ball cap. I'd rather wear a bowler

Just make sure you remember the false eyelash, boots n braces and speak in the correct heighth of fashion nadsat lingo ....droog!


PS. Avoid Ludovico.

a reply to: Tulpa

Get him a Moloko Plus...

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: CrazyBlueCat


I wonder where you get these crazy ideas...

My ideas.... crazy, you say?!
Put this on and you will fit right into that lodge of yours.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Which one?

The lodge, obviously... the fashion reason is probably the same reason, just watered down...

Ever since that movie the adjustment bureau, I have a fascination for hats...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Tulpa

Get him a Moloko Plus...

Pah!

Gotta be drencrom or synthomesc. Wuss!

originally posted by: Terpene
a reply to: NightSkyeB4Dawn

women look great in hats

Not me.

I love hats. I have a dozen of them. Every one of them looks horrible on me. Or should I say, I look horrible with them on. Actually, I look a little less horrible when not wearing one.

I think I may try a hijab. I live in Florida. Does it come with air conditioning?

a reply to: Tulpa

meh, meet me at the milk bar...

originally posted by: Terpene
The lodge, obviously... the fashion reason is probably the same reason, just watered down...

Lodge is because all heads need to be uncovered before God.

The Medieval reason was due to house guests not being able to hide a knife inside their helmets.