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originally posted by: JAGStorm
The far left and far right are the worst of us. They are exactly the same in many ways..
They represent everything that America is not.
originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: LSU2018
Around here, it's the Holiness folk who go haywire...
Since I'm already offended, here's an old religious joke from my youth:
What's the difference between Catholics, Methodists, and Southern Baptists?
Catholics believe in drinking, but not in extra-marital sex.
Methodists believe in extra-marital sex, but not in drinking.
Southern Baptists don't believe in either, but they do them just in case...
TheRedneck
I dated a Catholic and she was the second biggest sex fiend I ever dated.
originally posted by: JustJohnny
a reply to: LSU2018
I’m in MS...
There is a reason the south is in the bottom of any national poll..
Worst in education..
Worst pay rates..
Highest obesity..
Most domestic violence
Exc
Exc
originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: LSU2018
I dated a Catholic and she was the second biggest sex fiend I ever dated.
That's because most people go through a rebellious streak. They rebel against whatever they were forced into growing up. In her case, sex was the forbidden fruit, so yes, she wanted it!
I married a preacher's daughter.
Most people grow out of it, finally realizing there was a reason for their early childhood restrictions. A few don't, and become Internet trolls. Before the internet, they just became irrelevant.
Ah, the good ol' days...
TheRedneck
We have a saying here in Louisiana, "Thank God for Mississippi." Otherwise we'd be last in education.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: JAGStorm
Think of the children.
“We live in a society where homosexuals lecture us on morals, transvestites lecture us on human biology, baby killers lecture us on human rights and socialists lecture us on economics.”
We have fat people, but rarely you'll see the obese folks. They're usually the ones who take the motorized carts and check out at the grocery store with a Louisiana Purchase card.
When you come out and say something like that, what you're actually doing is issuing a threat to anyone who might pass through the town while gay.
originally posted by: TheRedneck
a reply to: LSU2018
We have fat people, but rarely you'll see the obese folks. They're usually the ones who take the motorized carts and check out at the grocery store with a Louisiana Purchase card.
You wanna know what's bad? After my surgery, I had to go to Walmart to pick up my medication. I went in thinking, "OK, this one time, I'll use the cart thing" because I was literally stumbling along trying to stay upright and it got worse the longer I stayed vertical. There were no carts. Every single one was taken over by some woman or guy who could have dropped 3/4 of their body weight and still been considered fat.
So I staggered through the store using a buggy as a walker, got what I needed, and got out. Those carts are for the pigs, not for people who need them.
TheRedneck