Bewitched is coming back and Samantha is coming back black

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah, and could really send her to the moon then...

I was wondering who would play Darrin but there isn't any black actors named "Dick".

Diversity.

It's a hell of a drug

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: kaylaluv
You know what would be interesting... a remake of All in the Family, but with a black “Archie Bunker”.

I was thinking the same thing, or maybe The Honeymooners.

Yeah.
That'd be awesome!

originally posted by: intrepid
I was wondering who would play Darrin

I'd be more worried about who's going to play Gladys Kravitz ...

a reply to: ShadowChatter

Tyler Perry?

Why stopped with Bewitched.

I dream of Jeannie.

And Gilligans Island.

Chris Rock can play Gilligan, an Samuel L Jackson can play the Skipper.

Denzel can play the professor.

Make Ginger and Mary Ann transgenders.

a reply to: TinySickTears

you think Samantha is gonna practice that, wait for it....... Black Magic???

GROAN. Someone needs a big fat pinch for such an awful pun.

a reply to: wylekat

Would it be more culturally appropriate if she practiced voodoo?

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Yeah, and could really send her to the moon then...

Ah, yes, the thinly veiled threat of domestic violence. I'm sure that would go over well in today's society.

Which means I want it.

originally posted by: ShadowChatter

originally posted by: intrepid
I was wondering who would play Darrin

I'd be more worried about who's going to play Gladys Kravitz ...

That part would be perfect for Whoopie.

I'd probably watch it if Samantha was a Satanist.

Episode 1: Mrs. Kravitz's poodle goes 'missing'...and hilarity ensues.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yeah.
That'd be awesome!

Wow, that looks like shizz.

originally posted by: watchitburn

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
a reply to: DAVID64

Most people would decide whether or not they like a show by first viewing it. Seems that you've already made up your mind that the show will suck. Based on what though?

Because all these remakes and reboots suck.

God forbid they come up with something original.

I agree. Reboots are nothing but cash cow trash. After Jar Jar Abrams' Star Trek, I was done. I re christened it "The Adventures of Captain Kirk: Space Slut".

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Yeah, and could really send her to the moon then...

Ah, yes, the thinly veiled threat of domestic violence. I'm sure that would go over well in today's society.

Well if he can act you could get Ray Lewis to play the part.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Bluntone22
Yeah, and could really send her to the moon then...

Ah, yes, the thinly veiled threat of domestic violence. I'm sure that would go over well in today's society.

Which means I want it.

They could cast chris brown for the role.

a reply to: Bluntone22

My comment has *nothing* to do with cultural anything, and everything to do with the horrible pun.

That's how I saw it, and that's all I'm commenting on. Just an awful pun. Funny, tho.

originally posted by: intrepid
Well if he can act you could get Ray Lewis to play the part.

I like your thinking, we could also get Ray Rice to play Norton.

originally posted by: Bluntone22
They could cast chris brown for the role.

He could be Ray's bitch.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'd probably watch it if Samantha was a Satanist.

Episode 1: Mrs. Kravitz's poodle goes 'missing'...and hilarity ensues.

How about a voodoo witch in New Orleans?