God Himself is chatting with ATS members.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod Yes God,

What is the best bait?

bally

Lieber Gott (or do you prefer Hebrew? Aramaic?),

Isch hev da mol an Fraasch: konnst mi iberhapt verstahn?

a reply to: wildapache

It's God not god, and you are all created in my image.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Tell me, what brings "You" to our little neck of the woods?
If God actually wanted to help, he'd be doing this on all forums, all over the internet, in all languages, simultaneously, yet for some reason, you pick one site around 3:00 AM.

Insomnia and boredom are a bitch, ain't they? I feel for ya. Why do you think I'm here at this hour.

But, you're not God and we ain't fallin' for it.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Dear God , just one question as I know you're a busy chap.

Why ?

Hey God.....sorry, TheOneTrueFraud I mean God...again, I apologize.

Where you been? Sure, you are in all things if we look, whatever that means, but you deserted us thousands of years ago, and now you wanna talk?

Bored much?

Last time you got bored you hurled Satan and his demons to earth to make things "interesting".

I'm not sure a talk with you is safe.

a reply to: ManFromEurope

You know the language I am using.

Your blotted from the Book of Life. Next

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
Your blotted from the Book of Life. Next

You're published??? LOL

Righto, can you all stop it you mob. I am trying to ask God where I can catch a south eastern cod, without being caught by the authorities and what bait I should use.

I worry about crocs and authorities.

kind regards

bally

C'mon you mugs, I was first.

Give it to me God. Lat, Long and bait.

a reply to: DAVID64

One site? You do not even know what I do. Like I said before you do not speak for "we" and there are believers among those who read my thread. Which side you on? You do not know God or what God can do or going to do. I already know why your here.

a reply to: bally001

I will give you a dream and you will know.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

I am a merciful and forgiving God.

But in your OP, you state:

All scoffers, nonbelievers, and etc. Your deeds will follow you to Hell.

Lulz , take it away Sir George!

a reply to: EternalShadow

You won't be laughing soon.

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
Your blotted from the Book of Life. Next

Do you even see the irony of an all knowing God who can't spell?

Look bub, I'm gonna stop yankin' your chain and give you some advice from a mere Human. Take your meds, lie down and go see your Dr first thing in the morning.
You are not God, we have members here who are faithful followers of their religions and there's no need for you to continue insulting them.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Blasphemy:

The action or offence of speaking sacrilegiously about God or sacred things; profane talk.
‘he was detained on charges of blasphemy’

What do you think of that, Sod?

Also, it is "you're" not "your".

Why are you spamming here? What is your motive? Are you just a kid?

Oops, spelling error, but in the spirit of the thread as you did not correct your own grammar errors.

a reply to: intrptr

He is dead. Some sins can not be forgiven.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Surely if you're all powerful etc. you would have a better grasp of spelling...

Why are so many catholic (small C) priests peadophiles? Is this something god's into?

a reply to: Revolution9

Only the righteous and godly understand.

Who blasphemy first?

The one who did not believe God or the one who is God who speaks truth?

a reply to: jokei

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