God Himself is chatting with ATS members.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
God would turn his head in shame at such an offering.

Look, we have to work with the tools we're given, however meager they are. He may be old and sinewy but at least he's catchable.

Meager?

I thought he's well fed and easy to catch.

a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Dear God , please read the story in the link below then answer this one simple question . Why did you make this man kill his family .

The scoutmaster

originally posted by: Liquesence
Meager?

I thought he's well fed and easy to catch.

He's also ancient and tough.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
Meager?

I thought he's well fed and easy to catch.

He's also ancient and tough.

Gotcha.
Well-preserved, like jerky (that's a lot of jerky, though). Shouldn't this be in the Survival forum?

Btw: Hey god, are you there? We'd like to move this to the survival forum.

originally posted by: Liquesence
We'd like to move this to the survival forum.

I'd also like God to get Jennifer Lawrence to vacuum my house in a French maid's outfit.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
We'd like to move this to the survival forum.

I'd also like God to get Jennifer Lawrence to vacuum my house in a French maid's outfit.

I could do you a solid and have DB vacuum your house in a French maids outfit.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
We'd like to move this to the survival forum.

I'd also like God to get Jennifer Lawrence to vacuum my house in a French maid's outfit.

It was fun filming the glass elevator scene with her at the Marriott...And what's her name also took off her clothes.

god, hello?

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
We'd like to move this to the survival forum.

I'd also like God to get Jennifer Lawrence to vacuum my house in a French maid's outfit.

I could do you a solid and have DB vacuum your house in a French maids outfit.

He's booked indefinitely.

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Liquesence
We'd like to move this to the survival forum.

I'd also like God to get Jennifer Lawrence to vacuum my house in a French maid's outfit.

I could do you a solid and have DB vacuum your house in a French maids outfit.

He's booked indefinitely.

He's not only thorough, but he works cheap.
Just promise him all the change and old tater tots he finds in your sofa cushions.

The mods need to look into this, because god seems to have multiple accounts.

a reply to: IAMTAT

He's not only thorough, but he works cheap.

No, it was just a little bump on the chin.

Just promise him all the change and old tater tots he finds in your sofa cushions.

Just don't tell him what he might find between my toes.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
I could do you a solid and have DB vacuum your house in a French maids outfit.

Nah, I've seen thunder thighs dressed like that before. I'm still blind in one eye.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nah, I've seen thunder thighs dressed like that before. I'm still blind in one eye.

You shouldn't have made him wear stilettos.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Fad shaming. Technical penalty one point.
Like you're such a catch with your glasses and belly.
I bet you spent fiveteen minutes under the shower and that's it.
Make yourself pretty for me, wear something sexy and hot or stunningly beautiful and post it here, ...you know what you are.

originally posted by: Skid Mark

You shouldn't have made him wear stilettos.

I didn't make him do anything! Bastard did it himself, he wanted to be 'seksy'.

originally posted by: Peeple

Like you're such a catch with your glasses and belly.

Belly? I'm a size 30, same as I was in high school. I'm not the fat one, just the sleazy one.

originally posted by: TheOneTrueGod
a reply to: AgarthaSeed

Are you saying I am too stupid to understand? I did not create you stupid, you did that yourself. It's God not god. Your not lazy also too?

A judgemental and angry god too.. You sound kinda like that god I read about in the bible. Fortunately others transcribed his words with better grammar though.

originally posted by: abe froman
a reply to: TheOneTrueGod

Dear God,

What is the fastest any new member has been banned from ATS ?

Amen.

ANewMoon