Go Home Gary Johnson, You Are Drunk

a reply to: theantediluvian

you seem to think i give a shlt about ATS stats...cute.

I was so pumped when these two idiots got the nod, and I thought finally a third party candidate. Then I looked up the latest interview from GJ. He had called Trump a "pu$&y" and weakly reiterated it.
Then proceeded to go on about how he had climbed 9 mountains and said it again about Trump. Then said he was about to do a 3k mile bike ride. At that moment I knew we had an even bigger idiot going 3rd party. His campaign video looks like a middle school second string AV team shot it.

originally posted by: Vector99
a reply to: theantediluvian

you seem to think i give a shlt about ATS stats...cute.

Actually I was thinking it was more about affirmation from your peers to fill that hole where self-worth should be.

Awwww... you need a hug big guy?

EDIT:

FTR, the premise of your would be jab is completely irrational nonsense.

Johnson won't be anywhere near 10% in the GE at all. If he dropped out tomorrow, those of his supporters who actually voted would probably be a couple point bump for Stein and maybe a point or two for each of the other two.

In other words, he's not locking up a large amount of potential support for Clinton or Trump imo.

But I get it — you needed something to say. It's cool. No hard feelings. I appreciate you.

Gary Johnson couldn't carry Ron Paul's jock strap!

I swear this guy is planned opposition to discredit not only the Libretarian Party but third parties in general.

Either that or the Libretarian Party is in real trouble if this guy is the best they could come up with.

a reply to: theantediluvian
I feel for ya brother, if you can't see the humor in that. Just as I feel sorry for that poor woman who didn't get it. People with no sense of humor are just sad.

Here we have an honest man, a proven leader who knows how to reduce spending, has been there and done that.
No baggage, no sex scandals, truthful guy. No wonder some folks don't want him in, they would have nothing to complain and gossip about. He offers real change, not political claptrap.

What's a meme?

a reply to: theantediluvian

ctually I was thinking it was more about affirmation from your peers to fill that hole where self-worth should be.

Doesn't exist in me. I do me, and that's that. I don't need someone to tell me that I'm ok.

a reply to: theantediluvian

Still better than trump or Hillary

a reply to: Blueracer

A jock strap would be better than trump or Clinton.....

a reply to: theantediluvian

You don't understand Libertarianism.
Libertarianism is maximum empowerment and freedom of the individual.
Do oligarchs want a party that is going to take away their power and empower the individual?

Nope.

That is why we can barely raise $7.9m and Clinton can raise over $300m and Trump over $150m.

So that's at least three Howard Dean moments since his campaign started.

Stick a fork in Gary, he's done!

His polls are going up actually.

originally posted by: John_Rodger_Cornman
His polls are going up actually.

Has he reached double figures yet?

Drugs. Not even once.

Gary Johnson.

Top. Gun. Actor.

m.youtube.com...

(I realise it's Johnston, but this is what I thought of when I saw this thread )

I have seen things in a blocked toliet that would make better presidents than trump or clinton.

originally posted by: Vector99
That moment when you realize the OP is phishing for Hillary votes by discrediting all other candidates....

PRICELESS

Are you implying that's not exactly what everybody does at election time?

NON AMERICANS, WELCOME TO THE GREAT AMERICAN FREAK SHOW! Step right up and see Gary the Johnson, Crooked Hillary and Donald the Trump!