Every now and then a disembodied fart will waft along through the air, lasting a couple of minutes before returning to the ether.
I'm upwind of my dog's dumping ground, and there isn't another dog for a few houses away, not to mention that I clean up after my dog. The ghost
fart will make an appearance whether my dog is around or not, so it's not my dog. Besides, my dog just let rip a roaring beauty and it didn't smell.
I think he's innocent. The phantom fart is silent but deadly.
I'm not the only one who can smell them.
I did a search for ghost farts but nothing came up. I'm not really a ghost person, but I can't think of a possible cause for this. It smells like
poo and rotten eggs. Reading around the internet, apparently bad smells are associated with bad ghosts, but I've never felt any "bad energy" or
anything like that. Besides, I find it hard to believe that the remnant of a human soul would spend its afterlife going around farting at people.
I'm surrounded by dozens of geckos. I know lizards can fart because I've seen this
But the geckos are about 12cm long, so they seem too little to make such deadly farts. I think it's highly unlikely that they time their farts to be
released in unison, unless they really are plotting against me.
I'm thinking there has to be a natural cause for this. It's certainly not me. And I don't think this is something I can pin on my neighbours
Right on cue my dog just gave birth to a squeaky one, and this one was a smeller, but it didn't smell like the ghost farts, and didn't last nearly
Please forgive such an uncouth subject matter, but I am being serious and I'd just like to know what could be causing these enduring ghost farts, for
lack of better term. I'm sick of being treated like a suspect in a malodorous murder case whenever I have people over.
Ummm...wow...that iguana sure packs a wallop...Maybe what your smelling is your or your neighbors sewer vent during a temp inversion...like sometimes
when it gets cold and the chimney smoke gets pushed down to hang on the ground like fog...Maybe it's the same happening...only with the sewer gas from
your roof vent...
Orrr...it's flatulent ghosties...ripping one interdimensionally...maybe that's their crossing over mechanism...just RIIPP on through to the
Nothing like a good smelling dog fart! I bet you get the urge to run out and purchase some Kentucky Fried Chicken every time your dog lets one loose!
What secret dog food do you feed him? Inquiring minds want to know!
If you call the Utility company they will come out and check your house for minor gas leaks. They actually have a sniffer. There is no charge, and if
you call and tell them you are smelling "fart" smells, they will come out ASAP.
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