Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm...

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posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 09:37 AM
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Just when we thought it was safe to go back into farmyards after the exploding pig episode back in 2013 :

Link here : nautil.us...

Now we have cows setting fire to stables due to their farts :

Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.

High levels of the gas had built up in the structure in the central German town of Rasdorf, then "a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames," the force said in a statement.

One cow was treated for burns, a police spokesman added.

Link here : www.reuters.com...

The fire apparently started off by the methane gas reacting to static electricity from a massage machine...

More info here : www.thelocal.de...

Right back to what I am deciding to eat tonight.... beans on toast maybe?
I will definately not be asking Mrs R for a massage tonight.

Kindest respects

Rodinus
edit on 28-1-2014 by Rodinus because: Crap spelling




posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 09:47 AM
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I always thought the methane thing was bull, guess it's not. This is so sad it's funny. I know which end of the beef I'll be standing next to.



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 09:50 AM
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reply to post by StoutBroux
 

Every farmer know that a stable with live stock needs to be well ventilated cause of the risk of explosion from gasses building up.

Actually one didn't know



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 09:54 AM
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Their farts litlery blew the roof off, and I thought my dad was bad.



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 09:56 AM
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That's not a bad idea. Farms can start selling pre-cooked beef.



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 09:58 AM
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posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 10:13 AM
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reply to post by Rodinus
 


No steak for you also tonight then?



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 10:21 AM
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reply to post by Shiloh7
 


Hey... I am an ATSer...

Bacon sandwiches...

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 10:29 AM
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reply to post by Rodinus
 


I always thought it was their burps that did more damage this way...... I know it must be true because Stephen Fry said so and he knows absolutely everything.



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 11:16 AM
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Terrorist suicide bombers. I suppose the government security agencies will try to take the control away from the agriculture departments now.



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 11:25 AM
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reply to post by rickymouse
 


Well I'm fecked then as I am surrounded on three sides by cattle fields.

Plus I may have to think twice about this old past time:




posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 12:18 PM
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reply to post by Rodinus
 


You have to ask yourself, if this can happen in a barn, why isn't it happening with all the flatulent cows in congress, the senate and any parliamentary government? Of course, since politicians know they are full of sh*t, they probably opted for extra fans.

Cheers - Dave



posted on Jan, 28 2014 @ 07:12 PM
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reply to post by Rodinus
 


I just choked on my morning coffee


Maybe we can weaponize them by pointing their asses at the enemy and lighting a match



posted on Jan, 29 2014 @ 01:14 AM
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LittleGreenAlien
reply to post by Rodinus
 


I just choked on my morning coffee


Maybe we can weaponize them by pointing their asses at the enemy and lighting a match


And end up on Bestgore?

No thanks, just attach them to those drones that you have over in the US and fly them in and drop them on the enemy.

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Jan, 29 2014 @ 02:24 PM
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This is just a cover story for God's sake. The NSA had a secret networking installation there, and since the Snowden interview, thay had to get rid of it fart...sorry fast.



posted on Feb, 11 2014 @ 03:21 AM
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Hitler's wonder weapon came too late....

This could have tipped the balance of power back in WW2.





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