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This has all been a ploy. My membership a sham....

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posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 01:27 AM
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i call front seat!

consider myself donating to the stars fund




posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 01:37 AM
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Star and flag - donated.

You will need your own $ 1,350,000 . though ...

Diesel Powered Mech Warrior

Enjoy



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 04:11 AM
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God Damnit, and I've been spending all my spare time mining crypto currencies.

The real loot is in stars. Flags might by you love, but they can't buy you a Lamborghini.

Crap crap crap.




posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 04:16 AM
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Originally posted by Timely
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Star and flag - donated.

You will need your own $ 1,350,000 . though ...

Diesel Powered Mech Warrior

Enjoy


I was thinking about this same EXACT one lol



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 04:27 AM
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I had no idea kids could still sell GRIT for big prizes.
I'll take a subscription sonny.
And here's a banana for your silverback friend.
(I'd get the bow and arrow archery set, it's KEEN!)



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 04:38 AM
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Thanks for the snorted coffee. S&F.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 07:27 AM
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Since you seem so desperate and from a crumbling nation (I assume) I will donate all mine to you as a gift,
(The world is ending tomorrow (so I am told) any way, so I wont miss them)
Enjoy your lucre



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 07:48 AM
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The real secret to racking up lots of stars is to post lots and lots of funny pics in Signal's thread. How do you think I got this spiffy gold border around my posts?

It sure as hell wasn't for all those crappy threads I've posted over the years.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 07:59 AM
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Originally posted by Timely
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Star and flag - donated.

You will need your own $ 1,350,000 . though ...

Diesel Powered Mech Warrior

Enjoy


Diesel? Oh no, like i said....it'll be powered by Reese's. I want my mech suit to embody all my favorite traits in myself. Obviously, my love for Reese's is at the fore front.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 08:22 AM
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NO, it's your affinity for stone genitalia. Something that makes you go hmmm.....



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 08:29 AM
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Originally posted by network dude
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NO, it's your affinity for stone genitalia. Something that makes you go hmmm.....


i don't think we are supposed to talk about that on ATS. Besides, genitalia can't smoke.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 08:30 AM
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Will you offer health insurance?
Throw in Dental and you got me sold.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 08:43 AM
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Did my favorite gorilla break into the liquor cabinet last night?



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 09:04 AM
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For you...




posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 09:36 AM
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How many stars does that one cost?

I didn't get the new points catalog.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:23 AM
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Why a suit when you are big and fat? Just sit on them and they are crushed. You know...like when you lie on your girlfriend or wife...(sarc)



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:26 AM
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Originally posted by Benevolent Heretic
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Did my favorite gorilla break into the liquor cabinet last night?


Nah. I don't drink. Or, not often and in very small amounts, anyway.

I was just thinking of the absurdity of our little ego boosting mechanisms and decided to have a little fun with it.

Now, flag and star this thread or you will be the first to feel the wrath of my big, fat, Reese's powered, iron fist.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:27 AM
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Originally posted by johncarter
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Why a suit when you are big and fat? Just sit on them and they are crushed. You know...like when you lie on your girlfriend or wife...(sarc)


Hey now. What if she is big and fat, too? Like, the irresistible force and the immovable object?

Yeah, there goes your theory.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:30 AM
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Thats Whats goes on my mind everyday.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:34 AM
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Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan

Originally posted by johncarter
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Why a suit when you are big and fat? Just sit on them and they are crushed. You know...like when you lie on your girlfriend or wife...(sarc)


Hey now. What if she is big and fat, too? Like, the irresistible force and the immovable object?

Yeah, there goes your theory.


If she is fatter and bigger than you of course it does. But then I would really be impressed and pay good hard earned money to watch that improbable collision of planet-sized bodies take place

edit on 21-6-2013 by johncarter because: (no reason given)



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