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posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:20 PM
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I only post here at ATS for the stars and flags. When I save up enough, I plan to buy a really swank Lambo. I'm going to use it to win a race so that I can win enough money to go to college.

When I am in college, I am going to major in biochemistry. This way I can invent a cure for AIDS or cancer or something, and win the Nobel Prize. With it will come a million dollars.

I am going to then take the million dollars and build a mech suit. It is going to be such an amazing mech suit that Tony Stark would litter his pants if he saw it. The Gods will bow before my million dollar mech suit. And if a million dollars isn't enough, I will keep racing my Lamborghini and winning more races to get the money for this Amazing Mech Suit Of Destiny.

Then I will use my Mech Suit to rule the world. With an iron fist.

Who's laughing now, suckers?




posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:24 PM
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I remember when trolling was a art...



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:27 PM
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Ahh, you registered 4 days ago. Welcome aboard. Now run along and learn the ropes. Quit stepping on my grass.



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:31 PM
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lol
whats a mech suit?



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:35 PM
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Allow me Big tex...


Here is world famous physicist Stephen Hawkings in his.




posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:36 PM
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Registered four days ago = banned multiple times in the past.

Bigfatfurrytexan, I hope my flag and star help you toward that lambo. I get it.


See you space cowboy...
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posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:41 PM
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Don't expect any leniency in return for your kindness. When I have my iron fist, and I am crushing the little guy, you will be crushed with all the other little guys. Nothing but a trail of crushed little guys and empty Reese's wrappers.



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:46 PM
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You da man........er mech ,Fatso
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posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:48 PM
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Originally posted by boymonkey74
reply to post by SpaceCowboy21
 


Allow me Big tex...


Here is world famous physicist Stephen Hawkings in his.




Great picture boymoney74,,, I'm sure we'll all be Happier and better off when School Starts again!!!!



I remember when trolling was a art...


You agree!!!!!

@bigfatfurrytexan, you remember what happened the last time you try this,,, that was in NY wasn't it... That tall building and you were pounding on your chest and all,,,, I don't remember it ending well for you then.
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posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:49 PM
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I had better hurry up then.



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:49 PM
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You might want to buy a Bugatti Veyron, or a Porche Super GT, Lambo's are junk. A Ferrari Enzo might work to. The only Lambo worth owning isn't available, the Egotista. If you really wanna win every single race. Y2K turbo jet motorcycle would be your best bet. 0-60 in under 2 seconds and a top speed of almost 300 mph on the salt flats.

Here's an extra star for your endeavors



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:56 PM
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Interesting, what does it do? Does a mech suit actually exist? If so how much would it cost?



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:57 PM
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You got a star and flag from me!



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:57 PM
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Yes it does here is an article about how and why Stephen made his.

www.theonion.com...



posted on Jun, 20 2013 @ 11:59 PM
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I'm saving my stars and flag as shhhh - hush $ for my IRS audit.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 12:09 AM
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I believe it, that steven hawking is one smart fella



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 12:09 AM
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reply to post by boymonkey74
 


I believe it, that steven hawking is one smart fella



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 12:35 AM
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Oh sure... They show the swank lambo on the cover of the brochures and in the Top Secret prize catalog, but when you get the stars and flags to earn it? They give you a Geo Metro and tell you to use your imagination. You'll see. I swear they were laughing hysterically too!



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 12:51 AM
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I used to have an account on another site. When I built my rep up high enough I traded it to Xenu for a house on Mars. It's a nice house but the view sucks since it's inside a cave. He forgot to mention my view was going to be a bunch of rock walls and rock rats would infest the place in the winter. You have any idea how hard it is to kill a rock rat?





posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 01:19 AM
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Brilliant oh large old world primate


Nearly fell off my chair laughing.

I will send you the bill for yet another coffee spluttered damaged keyboard if this is ok with you?

Kindest respects

Rodinus






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