Right...Im just plugging the mower in now. Oh that feels nice hehe. The wet cable against my bare skin. The moist wet grass rustling beneath my toes.
As i strut like a peacock on my English lawn, I can feel the eyes of two mad women burning holes in my skin.....To be cont..........
Im sure i do a better job than your peeping tom neighbour. He's an amateur!!...Im just the best!!!....I am a bit upset though as no one seems to
stalk me. Ya know i would appreciate the odd heavy breath phonecall. Or saying hello and no ones there. Or fingerprints on my windows etc. No one
seems to be any good at it these days
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