Right...Im just plugging the mower in now. Oh that feels nice hehe. The wet cable against my bare skin. The moist wet grass rustling beneath my toes.
As i strut like a peacock on my English lawn, I can feel the eyes of two mad women burning holes in my skin.....To be cont..........
Im sure i do a better job than your peeping tom neighbour. He's an amateur!!...Im just the best!!!....I am a bit upset though as no one seems to
stalk me. Ya know i would appreciate the odd heavy breath phonecall. Or saying hello and no ones there. Or fingerprints on my windows etc. No one
seems to be any good at it these days
Oh nice. I will give you my mobile number so you can make strange noises in the night hahahaha. Do us a favour. Just open your blinds a touch more
please.....Thats better. Thank you!!!!
Yea im on water to. Friday night here and that's the strongest it gets lol. Never mind, I might make a coffee soon ...Oh yes i know your blinds are
open .....Like the glass to
edit on 10 4 2013 by TheDoctor46 because: (no reason given)
I have some good news and some bad news Doc.
The good new- the Hubble footage has shown that you do indeed have your very own stalker. Congratulations!
The bad news- your stalker is this guy: