posted on Mar, 6 2013 @ 11:08 PM
My name is Elmer Fudd and I am hunting for the twuth.
I am a simple man that has expewienced things bewond your wildest dweeeeams.
Needless to say I am not one for gun contwol. I have hunted wabbits down the hole only to have come up short. Waskiwy wabbits!
These kids today have no idea of the tings that are bewond their yewtubes, smawtphones and intewnets. My fwiends, many of whom I have shot
have told me things that just bwow my mind. But they wespect me, well, because I will shoot them
Now wet me tewl you, that they awe vewy wespectwable fwiends that have had pwominent positions in life, even though I shoot them
Cowboys and the like. Not ones to scuff at.
It seems that I miss the tings that they speek of all de time. Tell you the twuth, I think they might be on dwugs!
On more than one occasion they have told me of cweatures from other worlds.
They tell me of spectres, witches and ghost.
I have searched hi and wowe for these things but, I don't know?
Sometimes you just have to say...
Or Do You? Muwhahahahahahahaha
edit on 6-3-2013 by ElleLachyme because: y