posted on Feb, 1 2013 @ 04:50 AM
reply to post by BABYBULL24
This thread made me recall a game I was given - it's called Wank Words. I will simply type out what is on the sheet. It is hilarious and it embraces
the topic of this thread.
Do you keep falling asleep at meetings? Here's something to change all that. WANK WORDS. How to play: simply tick off 5 Wank Words in one meeting and
shout out Bingo! It's that easy!
(Then there is a grid - like the numbers sheet for a game of bingo - with all the following words listed.)
Synergies - Take That Offline - Stategic Fit - At The End Of The Day - Gap Analysis - Best Practice - Bottom Line - Core Business - Lessons Learnt -
Touch Base - Ducks In A Row - Game Plan - Bandwith - Hardball - Show Stoppers - The Full Nine Yards - Bench Marking - Big Picture - Value Adding -
Singing Off The Same Hymnsheet - Ballpark - Proactive Not Reactive - Win Win Situation - Think Outside The Box - Fast Track - Result Driven - Strawman
- Move Goal Posts - Left Hand Not Knowing Right Hand - Bread And Butter - Draw A Line In The Sand - Spearhead - Bottom Out - Heads Up - Cash Neutral -
Issues - Kickin Goals - Kick Ass - Reinvent The Wheel - Brainstorm - Results Driven - Fly It Up The Flagpole - Slippery Slide - Ticks In Boxes -
Mindset - Knock On Effect - Put This One To Bed - Y2K - Quality Driven - No Blame.
Testimonials From Other Players:
I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I yelled Bingo!
My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically!
It's a wheeze, meetings will never be the same for me after my first outright win!
The atmosphere was tense at the last process workshop as 32 of us listened for the elusive fifth!
The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed Bingo for the third time in two hours!
I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis!
People are even listening to mumblers thanks to WANK WORDS!
Bonza - you could have cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump as waited for the fifth delivery!
Hope this brings a smile to some faces. It is a little dated as I think it was given to me about 10 -15 years ago. The only word I cannot stand is -
yuck I can hardly stand to type it out - panties. It makes my skin crawl - just call them undies or pants or whatever but not that word!
Much Peace...and laughter...