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Huge Incoming Object Approaching Earth! Massive Media Coverup!

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posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:33 AM
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I have secret intel confirming a massive object approaching Earth. It's a long story but my Uncle has a friend with Majestic Clearance, and he is stating this is 100% CONFIRMED and incoming!

Expect arrival within 36-48 hours, take all precautions, head to your bunkers or special place and make sure you express LOve to all of your friends and family!

This is it folks.

Spread the word through all and any means available, this object is under Intelligent control and is on a crash course for us.

Some images I have been sent, very paranoid about posting, but here goes-

source 1

source 2
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posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:36 AM
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blank post????

and 1 star and flag?
let me guess, the media covered your post too?
damn!

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posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:37 AM
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Ok...as of this Sunday Dec. 23, 2012 at 9:30am - Pacific Standard Time - you have not written anything regarding the title of your thread.

I bet your hand slipped.

Anyway...I am interested...your title is compelling. I hope you do add some content soon.

And...yes...I have been wondering...is this a joke!

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posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:38 AM
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FRESH DOOM!!!!!



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:42 AM
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Whyd they put this in the jokes forum?
Ohhh, i see now.. nvm, shoulda clicked on the image first
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posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:44 AM
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Originally posted by JayinAR
FRESH DOOM!!!!!


BRING IN THE TOMATO PLANTS THIS TIME IT'S REAL



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:48 AM
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Originally posted by Signals

Originally posted by JayinAR
FRESH DOOM!!!!!


BRING IN THE TOMATO PLANTS THIS TIME IT'S REAL


All when the funny pictures thread is doing so well...now I worry Signals!



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:48 AM
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Very well done

I would applause you for that one if I could

slick indeed



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:56 AM
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this wasnt in the jokes forum at first
plus the post was blank
then it went 404
whats the score?



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:03 PM
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Originally posted by GezinhoKiko
this wasnt in the jokes forum at first
plus the post was blank
then it went 404
whats the score?


TPTB can't handle the truth!



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:09 PM
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posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:17 PM
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I'm going to have to call BS and photoshop on this unless you can link to a NORAD sighting in the next few days or at least Sorcha Faal to provide some legit reporting.



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:18 PM
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DEBKA link is in the works, patience my fellow conspirator PATIENCE!



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:28 PM
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The prank doesn't work once it is moved to the pranks forum. Silly mods.



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:29 PM
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Explanation: S&F!

The object in question is clearly the MOON!

Here is why ... since it is in orbit ... even if its outward bound and in a highly eliptical orbit ... it must be always incoming ... because its always trying to reach the barycenter of gravity.

I.E. It is always falling TOWARDS earth!!!

Also this object was clearly seen by the Apollo 8 astronauts ...

Apollo 8: Christmas at the Moon [nasa.gov]


The crew rocketed into orbit on December 21, and after circling the moon 10 times on Christmas Eve, it was time to come home. On Christmas morning, mission control waited anxiously for word that Apollo 8's engine burn to leave lunar orbit had worked. They soon got confirmation when Lovell radioed, "Roger, please be informed there is a Santa Claus."


Personal Disclosure: Merry Xmass ATS!




Shine On You Crazy Diamond!




posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:41 PM
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Okay. I demand action!
Something must be done! Who does that fat man think he is to threaten the security of our world and great nation? Why, I think I even heard rumors of Space Command / NORAD working to get a real time track on this clown. My sources say sometime in the next 12-18 hours on the real time. I'll stay current with updates on that if the OP's excellent intel doesn't have us a line into the radar tracking sooner. Anonymous is no match for ATS users on the trail of this fiend!

Of all the things..and all the terrible stuff we've been through. Now.. This?!

A Career residential burglar with his legion of four legged accomplices coming for another strike? We missed him last year....but DHS must get him this time.It's a moral imperative! Put Santa to the water board and see just where these elves are being worked against their will....and this 'toy workshop' is melting our northern ice cap!

Oh yes... There must be some questions when finally Santa does meet Aunt Janet's skilled inquisitors.



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:47 PM
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Agreed, break out the rubber gloves and KY, we want ANSWERS St. Nick



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 01:37 PM
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Kinky...
I kinda like it.
Haha!



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 04:37 PM
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this is super serial folks!!






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