posted on Dec, 19 2012 @ 05:07 AM
reply to post by Aesir26
How do we know, Aesir26, that you're not some commie-pinko agent provocateur for the Devil aka Satan aka Ruprecht aka Dick Cheney?
As far as Red Hook goes, isn't that a beer? Are you actually, in fact, then a guerilla marketer pushing commercial swill?
Well let's look at your name numerologically and get to the heart of the matter. A=1, but because it's capitalized we'll multiply it by 10, e = 5, s
= 19, i = 9 and r =18; and "26" is this 2 and 6 or 26? We'll decide that in a bit, but bear withe me, please, in the mean time. Well, 10*5*9*19*18 =
153900 Now that's a six-digit number, so that's like another 6 and so the "26" is OBVIOUSLY meant to be two more 6's, so decrypting your name yields
"666" and we all know what that means. Ipso facto
you are the Beast because you bear it's number. So obviously you are disseminating
Satan's false words to us in this unholy blaspheming of H. P. Lovecraft's work and trying to outflank the minions of Cthulhu as well as He who shall
not be named, i.e. Hastur -- doh!, I said it, oops. Anyway, you're clearly playing with fire and speaking with a forked tongue, albeit in a
Devil-may-care fashion. Be that as it may, I'm calling Satanic shenanigans on your post-modern, pseudo-Biblical, New-Age mumbo jumbo and banishing
you to the pits of the pendulum. May the Dunwich Horror have mercy on your non-Euclidean soul. Amen and thanks for playing.
19-12-2012 by MrInquisitive because: (no reason given)