North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently

North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently

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"Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom,"

wait. Stop. UNICORNS? That's an actual snippet from a report from the Korean Central News Agency, the state news agency of North Korea and fine, okay, we totally understand that this might be a retaliatory joke in response to China getting fooled by The Onion naming Kim Jong-un the Sexiest Man Alive or something.

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WoW!! Finally some good new from DPRK !! This is really amazing news!!

Its just too bad that it Unicorn's have to exist in a country that is so hard to visit!! Crap!!

Oh well, I'm sure theuy will share some info with the world...they do like to brag!!
I wish there would have been some pictures of them in the article..and I sure hope they don't eat them.

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Yeah, their version of the unicorn sure doesn't instill any warm fuzzy feelings. Looks like it would rather eat you!

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The grandbaby and I saw the Easter Bunny in the back yard yesterday. Thank goodness the Easter Bunny is really fast or he never would have escaped under the fence before the dog made a snack out of him! That would have been tough to explain!

Where's the pictures of the skeleton?

The "unicorn" to which they refer....

Don't laugh. The unicorn lair was right next to the fairy compound! On the outskirts of Narnia no less....

A guy called Michael Han posted this in the comments.

"This is an unfortunate mistranslation of a legendary horse (called "girin" in Korean, and the same name has been used for a giraffe when that was introduced to the East by Zheng He) that supposedly has a holy man, or a king as its rider. The king often becomes a mythical figure as well as his horse.

In other words, a typical news agency would have said used the word "horse", but North Korea believes itself to be a resurgence of the ancient Goguryeo (aka Koguryo) kingdom, and often forgets to close the linguistic gap during translation."

Its a shame that, if North Korea does have unicorns, they're only going to get eaten by a population that's existed at the very edge of starvation for 20 or 30 years.

Originally posted by RUFFREADY

North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently

www.theatlanticwire.com

"Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom,"

(visit the link for the full news article)

Thanks for the share, I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

It's actually called a Ki-Rin, if I am not mistaken. Look that up in Google images.

Those poor people are starving. I guarantee you it was only a matter of minutes after this "lair" was discovered that this went from an archaeological find to a hunting expedition.

The first unicorn they would have found would have been gutted, quartered, and boiling in a pot in record time.

Originally posted by IamAbeliever
Those poor people are starving. I guarantee you it was only a matter of minutes after this "lair" was discovered that this went from an archaeological find to a hunting expedition.

The first unicorn they would have found would have been gutted, quartered, and boiling in a pot in record time.

Oh man, now this is funny! And very true!

Oh god.

Soon their Tanks and Planes will run not on gasoline, but Dreams and Rainbows...


Oh wait.


They don't have dreams or rainbows in North Korea....


***wipes sweat off brow***


That was a close one.



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I like, I LOVE North Korea... whenever you think all is invented and done this Nation goes beyond everything possible ! Such a entertainment..

Its Sci-Fi in its best

So dragon with a penis on It's head translates to unicorn when going from Korean to English?

That's some weird kinky stuff right there.

Probably a normal horse that's suffered extreme radiation from there nukes

The Qilin is a mythical beast not at all like the Western Unicorn...

But it is exactly the Unicorn Lair they are mentioning

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What it's not Princess Luna!!!!!!!!




I am sad.

quick - someone check on HAARP activity in the area