CONSPIRACY theorists have poured scorn on the announcement of Neil Armstrong’s death,
citing a lack of hard evidence.
Internet conspiracists are suspicious that no photographs of Armstrong’s body have been
published, and believe the death is a publicity stunt to revive interest in the ‘so-called
Nathan Muir, of the moon landing denial group Apollo Zero, said: “Tom Hanks hasn’t
made a movie in a while, interest in the whole astronaut fantasy is sagging – so all of
a sudden, Neil Armstrong ‘dies’. How very convenient.
“I’ve sent an email to NASA asking for a peek in the coffin and they haven’t even replied.
It’s Area 51 all over again.”
Conspiracy enthusiast Tom Booker said: “So now it’s boo hoo, what a shame it is we don’t
go to the moon any more.
“And before you know it they’ll have built another papier mache rocket in Houston and
hired a couple of thousand extras successfully sworn to secrecy to pose as scientists,
mechanics, crew, spectators and astronauts.”
“They already did it once, and then five more times.
“Furthermore, there have been a spate of sightings of the ex-astronaut since the weekend,
with dozens of reports from the Florida area of a man in his 80s matching Armstrong’s
‘bald, old-looking’ appearance, wandering around in perfect health.
“It’s so obvious why they’re doing it, too – to distract us from the fact that Cheerios
breakfast cereal is actually tiny homing devices that sit in your stomach sending
messages to the government.
“I bet Armstrong’s sitting in some East Coast golfing resort with John F Kennedy right
now, laughing it up. What, the assassination?
“Come on, that was Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe in a black wig in the back of that
car, Jack Lemmon as Oswald, with Billy Wilder directing from the grassy knoll.”
I know the article is tongue in cheek (especially towards the end) but manys a
true word is said in jest.
Armstrong dies as the Mars Curiousity scam
is in full swing, and his 'death' will
surely, in the minds of most, reinforce the notion of
the reality of the NASA space program in general, which, in fact, has been nothing but
a hugh con from the very beginning, IMO.
Funnily enough, another Armstrong in the news at this time has been outed as a
liar and a cheater.
Twisted Co-incidence, or something more?
The 'deaths' of two American Armstrong heros around the same time is a lot to take in.
I revert at this time to a well used ATS adage (most especially when it's anything
to do with NASA) .........Pictures, or it didn't happen.
BTW: This to me seems a more accurate representation (from opening link) of how
big the Earth would look from the moon, than any of the 'real' representations
coming out of NASAs Apollo program.
BTW2 (in reference to the last few lines of the opening link): Go through all
of this link and try telling me that JFK's death wasn't indeed faked. I dare you!
"JFK-MURDER" was a STAGED EVENT / JFK wasn't "KILLED" on 11/22/63!
edit on 28-8-2012 by OutonaLimb because: Fixed Links