Sexy TSA worker ready to give you a full pat down.....

Okay please excuse my dirty mind. But this is a weird thought. What if the TSA hired really hot chics to do the pat downs? Like still train them in the normal way to do their work. But do you think this would reduce complaints? Like maybe people might like it when they get the opportunity to be patted down?

reply to post by r2d246


am i horrible person if i say i wouldn't mind if the person was flirty and attractive while they do the pat downs? it would really make it seem like not such a bad thing

Where is the women's TSA Agent? Why do the men get one and we don't?

Why has this 'TSA worker' got a baton?

More to the point, why is it a sh!tty plastic baton?

Originally posted by XeroOne
Why has this 'TSA worker' got a baton?

More to the point, why is it a sh!tty plastic baton?

edit on 26-7-2012 by XeroOne because: (no reason given)

By damn, you're onto something! I'm starting to suspect that may not be a real TSA worker at all....

reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe


Best I could do...



Obviously he's a cop but the uniforms are similar.

reply to post by Ex_CT2

Nope. This is your average TSA worker, performing an exorcism:

reply to post by Wide-Eyes


Then my answer is no. I would not like a pat down any better.

Teasing of course. I figure there would be men literally lining up to get groped by the woman in your OP. They have probably thought about hiring folks like that, but didn't want to run the risk of a lawsuit.

www.caller.com...

There's one in every bunch just waiting for an early retirement!

reply to post by r2d246


If TSA agents looked like that I would fly to America and just fly from state to state to state to state etc... Thinking of the next hot chick that's gonna pat me down.

Originally posted by XeroOne
reply to post by Ex_CT2

 

Nope. This is your average TSA worker, performing an exorcism:

The TSA isn't trying to impose on your rights, they just want everyone to have a scalp massage.

Originally posted by litterbaux

Originally posted by XeroOne
reply to post by Ex_CT2

 

Nope. This is your average TSA worker, performing an exorcism:

The TSA isn't trying to impose on your rights, they just want everyone to have a scalp massage.

They might be checking for exploding fleas.

reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe


RE: Your link. All the that time I was unemployed, I didn't think to bring lawsuits against every employer that turned me down, of course I was discriminated against otherwise they would give me the damn job. Damn, is that what people need to do nowadays to get some income!?

Originally posted by Wide-Eyes
reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe

 

RE: Your link. All the that time I was unemployed, I didn't think to bring lawsuits against every employer that turned me down, of course I was discriminated against otherwise they would give me the damn job. Damn, is that what people need to do nowadays to get some income!?

That's what more and more people are doing to get some big money sure enough. It's enough to make you a little sick.

reply to post by r2d246


I bet that dude wouldn't holler......

"Don't touch my junk" to her !!!!

Originally posted by Kangaruex4Ewe
Where is the women's TSA Agent? Why do the men get one and we don't?

I call foul on this one......

Originally posted by Kangaruex4Ewe
reply to post by Wide-Eyes

 

Then my answer is no. I would not like a pat down any better.

Teasing of course. I figure there would be men literally lining up to get groped by the woman in your OP. They have probably thought about hiring folks like that, but didn't want to run the risk of a lawsuit.

www.caller.com...

There's one in every bunch just waiting for an early retirement!

edit on 7/26/2012 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)

Well, I guess he'd be better than this one, of course if he was forced to wear the outfit, it might be worth it:

reply to post by snarky412


Sweet fancy Moses... It looks like he did some mattress dancing with a skill crane!!

reply to post by r2d246


Thanks for this silly & fun thread.

It's good to take a break from the serious ones.

Originally posted by Kangaruex4Ewe
reply to post by snarky412

 

Sweet fancy Moses... It looks like he did some mattress dancing with a skill crane!!

Yeah and now there's a bunch of squalling kids that can't find their teddy bears!!!

:


Damn, he's even got a teddy to match his shoes.......

The fantasy...


The reality...


*cries*