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Sexy TSA worker ready to give you a full pat down.....

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posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:20 AM
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Okay please excuse my dirty mind. But this is a weird thought. What if the TSA hired really hot chics to do the pat downs? Like still train them in the normal way to do their work. But do you think this would reduce complaints? Like maybe people might like it when they get the opportunity to be patted down?






posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:22 AM
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am i horrible person if i say i wouldn't mind if the person was flirty and attractive while they do the pat downs? it would really make it seem like not such a bad thing



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:23 AM
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Where is the women's TSA Agent? Why do the men get one and we don't?



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:25 AM
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Why has this 'TSA worker' got a baton?

More to the point, why is it a sh!tty plastic baton?
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posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:29 AM
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Originally posted by XeroOne
Why has this 'TSA worker' got a baton?

More to the point, why is it a sh!tty plastic baton?
edit on 26-7-2012 by XeroOne because: (no reason given)


By damn, you're onto something! I'm starting to suspect that may not be a real TSA worker at all....



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:30 AM
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reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe
 


Best I could do...



Obviously he's a cop but the uniforms are similar.



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:33 AM
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reply to post by Ex_CT2
 

Nope. This is your average TSA worker, performing an exorcism:




posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:34 AM
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reply to post by Wide-Eyes
 


Then my answer is no. I would not like a pat down any better.


Teasing of course. I figure there would be men literally lining up to get groped by the woman in your OP. They have probably thought about hiring folks like that, but didn't want to run the risk of a lawsuit.

www.caller.com...

There's one in every bunch just waiting for an early retirement!

edit on 7/26/2012 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:37 AM
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If TSA agents looked like that I would fly to America and just fly from state to state to state to state etc... Thinking of the next hot chick that's gonna pat me down.



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:37 AM
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Originally posted by XeroOne
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Nope. This is your average TSA worker, performing an exorcism:



The TSA isn't trying to impose on your rights, they just want everyone to have a scalp massage.




posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:39 AM
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Originally posted by litterbaux

Originally posted by XeroOne
reply to post by Ex_CT2
 

Nope. This is your average TSA worker, performing an exorcism:



The TSA isn't trying to impose on your rights, they just want everyone to have a scalp massage.



They might be checking for exploding fleas.



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:45 AM
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reply to post by Kangaruex4Ewe
 


RE: Your link. All the that time I was unemployed, I didn't think to bring lawsuits against every employer that turned me down, of course I was discriminated against otherwise they would give me the damn job. Damn, is that what people need to do nowadays to get some income!?



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:52 AM
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Originally posted by Wide-Eyes
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RE: Your link. All the that time I was unemployed, I didn't think to bring lawsuits against every employer that turned me down, of course I was discriminated against otherwise they would give me the damn job. Damn, is that what people need to do nowadays to get some income!?


That's what more and more people are doing to get some big money sure enough. It's enough to make you a little sick.



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 01:59 AM
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I bet that dude wouldn't holler......

"Don't touch my junk" to her !!!!




posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 02:03 AM
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Originally posted by Kangaruex4Ewe
Where is the women's TSA Agent? Why do the men get one and we don't?


I call foul on this one......



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 02:20 AM
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Originally posted by Kangaruex4Ewe
reply to post by Wide-Eyes
 


Then my answer is no. I would not like a pat down any better.


Teasing of course. I figure there would be men literally lining up to get groped by the woman in your OP. They have probably thought about hiring folks like that, but didn't want to run the risk of a lawsuit.

www.caller.com...

There's one in every bunch just waiting for an early retirement!

edit on 7/26/2012 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)



Well, I guess he'd be better than this one, of course if he was forced to wear the outfit, it might be worth it:








posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 02:27 AM
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Sweet fancy Moses... It looks like he did some mattress dancing with a skill crane!!



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 02:29 AM
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Thanks for this silly & fun thread.


It's good to take a break from the serious ones.



posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 02:33 AM
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Originally posted by Kangaruex4Ewe
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Sweet fancy Moses... It looks like he did some mattress dancing with a skill crane!!




Yeah and now there's a bunch of squalling kids that can't find their teddy bears!!!

:



Damn, he's even got a teddy to match his shoes.......
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posted on Jul, 26 2012 @ 03:56 AM
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The fantasy...


The reality...


*cries*



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