Originally posted by Alxandro
Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by Dryson
...and do jello shots off the stomachs of the FOX News babes.
Dang, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Trouble is, there are just too many of them to stay sober.
Originally posted by Dryson
A Liberal is someone who educates theirself by going to college to learn a wide spectrum of knowledge so that they can not only be a better service to the company that they are employed with but also a better service to theirself in being able to do many more things that will keep them employed.
A Conservative is someone who only studies one area of knowledge and assumes that because they are the best or most knowledgeable in the area that they will have a job forever at a company as long as they gather information about others with multi-tasking skills out because they fear such people with knownledge because the Conservative cannot say that God gave them the gift that they have or that such knowledge was passed onto them through DNA.
Conservatives hate those who are college educated because they cannot preach to them to try and make tax free money off of them.
Ask a Conservative how many job skills they are able to employ to benefit theirself and their families?
Then ask a LIberal the same question.
LIberals are better for the country because Liberals can do many different jobs that Conservatives cannot or will not because such jobs would belittle their single job mind.
Conservatives can only do one job because they are scared of being labeled a Liberal and being able to perform many more jobs based upon the skills that they learned.
Conservatives also hate Liberals because they cannot manage their thoughts like a Conservative thoughts can be managed where everything about a Consverative revolves around their single job where anything different than what their job entails scares them to death because they fear that they are being changed.
Originally posted by inverslyproportional
reply to post by beezzer
Lol thanks beezer you just gave away all my conservative family secrets. We were saving the Nixon skull for my 12year olds graduation party.
Sarah will be over for orphan stew on Sunday.
Originally posted by jjkenobi
For me it all boils down to this:
Conservatism says you can make your own choices on what to eat, drink, purchase or not purchase, how to invest or spend your own earned income, your medical care, religion, career, etc.
Liberalism says you are not capable of making those choices so give us all your income, health, time, speech, and free thinking to us and we'll make all the decisions for you. And if anyone disagrees with us they are racist and/or ignorant.