Matlock Dies Shortly Before Higgs Boson Confirmed

reply to post by webpirate


Notice the can is pointed directly at you.

Can you prove that Matlock did not tip off the Cern scientists from the spirit realm? 'Nuff said.

reply to post by AkumaStreak


It is a television show ! Not reality not real and has nothing to do with CERN. This is the most pathetic attempt at a thread (and I have made some sad attempts myself so I should know) since every Nibiru thread on ATS. This is another example of why all schools should be year round so they have something to do other than nonsense like this.

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Come on. You have been a member here way to long for this crap...

reply to post by VeniVidi


I'm saying drunk, or Bernard Schnitzel.........or both.

Now QUIET....Matlock is on

This is one of those threads that I wish could be "un-flagged" into negative numbers.

I was wondering how long it would be before somebody claimed he was killed by the Illuminati.

Illuminati kills all the celebrities you know.

I can't wait to find out what happens when Inspector Morse dies!

Or how about Inspector Rex? I can see the headlines now "Faster Than Light Travel Now Possible After Death Of TV's Most Loved Detective Dog After Lassie"

It goes on to say in the first paragraph: "Upon the death of Lassie, the Internet was formed."

Magnum PI Dead, Life Found On A Distant Planet

Which is great news, we can go and visit them with our newly constructed Faster Than Light Drive (thanks Inspector Rex!)

never mind

reply to post by BobAthome


Oh that's what you meant

It's clearly a troll, I'm just sticking around having fun before the inevitable thread deletion/closure.

Originally posted by DJMSN
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It is a television show ! Not reality not real and has nothing to do with CERN. This is the most pathetic attempt at a thread (and I have made some sad attempts myself so I should know) since every Nibiru thread on ATS. This is another example of why all schools should be year round so they have something to do other than nonsense like this.

If it makes you feel any better I also suspect that Nibiru is involved in some capacity.

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Hehe, nice pics!

Funny funny.

Originally posted by AkumaStreak
Coincidence?

Or something more...

Matlock Dead
Hogs Bison Implications

edit on 7/5/2012 by AkumaStreak because: (no reason given)

also my neighbours dog died exactly the same date. Coincidence?

reply to post by Juggernog


You love this thread and you know it.

I also wish you could give me more than one star.

If this thread gets closed I think I'll just do some *actual* trolling. My thread. I can talk about Matlock all day if I want. And if mods disagree, let them look bad.

reply to post by AkumaStreak


HOAX threads either get binned or put in the HOAX forum. The OP is then banned as per ATS rules against posting hoaxes.

So, where's your evidence?

Originally posted by Kryties
I mocked nothing. I stepped on him.

(Could have been a her)

In an attempt to inject some intelligence into this (oh so) whacky thread, it was a female ant. Only drones are males and they only live long enough to fly about a bit, get their little anty end away before dying.

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I stand corrected! Thankyou Sir!

Now, I believe the fact it was a female ant may have had a guiding influence on the discovery of the HOGS BISON. The extra gravity projected from the ant due to it's g-string and bra was enough to kick the HOGS BISON into existence for the Large Matlock Collider to detect!

Mystery solved!!!

Originally posted by stumason
In an attempt to inject some intelligence into this (oh so) whacky thread