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Matlock Dies Shortly Before Higgs Boson Confirmed

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posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:23 PM
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Originally posted by yeahright

I'm afraid that ship has sailed, Stu.


Yes, sailing was discovered shortly after the death of God.

Coincidence?




posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:25 PM
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Please, PLEASE, explain how these 2 subjects are even remotely related.
If you can, you get the ATS Mobius Award. [Keeps going round and round without getting any where]



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:32 PM
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reply to post by DAVID64
 


Rearrange the letters of Matlock and you get HOGS BISON.

Duh!



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:39 PM
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Originally posted by Kryties
reply to post by AkumaStreak
 


HOAX threads either get binned or put in the HOAX forum. The OP is then banned as per ATS rules against posting hoaxes.

So, where's your evidence?


As a practical exercise, please let me know how many ALIEN/UFO threads have evidence. Thanks in advance!
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posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by Kryties
reply to post by stumason
 


I stand corrected! Thankyou Sir!

Now, I believe the fact it was a female ant may have had a guiding influence on the discovery of the HOGS BISON. The extra gravity projected from the ant due to it's g-string and bra was enough to kick the HOGS BISON into existence for the Large Matlock Collider to detect!

Mystery solved!!!


Great detective work. Star for you.



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by Kryties
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I'm saying drunk, or Bernard Schnitzel.........or both.

Now QUIET....Matlock is on

I doubt the OP is Bernard.

Bernard's M.O. is he ALWAYS introduces himself to ATS by announcing he knows or is related to someone with top level security clearance, and has pics/proof of aliens and/or ufo's which he will post later. Of course he never does produce anything, which is why he gets banned soon after posting.

He's quite a persistent character lol.



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:41 PM
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There's more chance of a UFO landing in my backyard with an alien stepping out and offering me a cup of tea than there is chance that Matlock dying somehow ushered the Higgs Boson into existence.

Obvious hoax is obvious.



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:42 PM
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I am not going to do basic research work for you guys. Use the search feature. Matlock-based physics threads have been a staple on ATS for YEARS. It's time to remove the veil!



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:43 PM
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Originally posted by Kryties
reply to post by DAVID64
 


Rearrange the letters of Matlock and you get HOGS BISON.

Duh!


Glad to see you're coming around. Star child? Indigo? Bed wetter?



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:44 PM
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True true. Although it makes this thread even more shocking if he is not the B-ster.

One must wonder, with the dizzying intellect that the OP displays, how does his brain find time to breathe?



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:44 PM
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I also died shortly after Higgs Boson
i'm typing this from middle earth right now
Matlocks not here though



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:44 PM
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Yeah, I'm not as distinguished as this Bernard person. I just thought it was a random CGI dog in a random CGI movie, based on the poster embedded earlier in the thread.



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:47 PM
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Oops. Bad image link. Ignore this post. Rest of thread is super important, though.

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posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:47 PM
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So the picture of the plate of schnitzel under it didn't raise any alarms for you? You just assumed I was randomly posting images of CGI dogs and plate-o-schnitzels for my own amusement?

Seriously, what are you drinking tonight?



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:50 PM
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Originally posted by Kryties
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So the picture of the plate of schnitzel under it didn't raise any alarms for you? You just assumed I was randomly posting images of CGI dogs and plate-o-schnitzels for my own amusement?

Seriously, what are you drinking tonight?


Honestly I guess I don't eat schnitzel often (ever), I thought that was breaded/baked fish. Looked good anyway.


No booze today. Just Red Bull. And bath salts I mean, lots of that.


I'm posting random stuff... wouldn't put it past you.

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posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:52 PM
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Originally posted by AkumaStreak
I thought that was breaded/baked fish.


So, a schnitzel that looks like a baked fish - I'm now awaiting announcement that humans have successfully crossed into a higher dimension. Interestingly enough, Matlock is there.



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:53 PM
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Originally posted by AkumaStreak

And bath salts I mean, lots of that.



Ahah!!




posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:56 PM
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Someone asked for evidence that Matlock is paranormal subject matter.

I now present what can only be evidence of an alternate dimension (interesting bland color scheme).


Does the guy in the background look familiar? Yep!!! Dark-haired alternate-dimension Matlock. Let's hear what the debunkers have to say on this one...
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posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:58 PM
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I will totally check this show out. I love documentaries.

Thanks for the pic.



posted on Jul, 5 2012 @ 01:59 PM
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That would be the delightful Sheriff Andy Taylor, played by a much younger Andy Griffith.

But you already knew that.



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