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Does a bear poop in the woods? [NATURE]

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posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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Does a bear poop in the woods?

In short answer, Yes.




posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 09:18 PM
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Are you insinuating that I'm a bear boncho?



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 09:22 PM
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Originally posted by boncho
Does a bear poop in the woods?

In short answer, Yes.


Long answer no. If he is dancing in your living room or just having fun with himself at the zoo.
PS where is the story??
edit on 6/3/2012 by longjohnbritches because: ???



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 09:36 PM
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Alpha bear will poop in the river, which you drink from



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 09:39 PM
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I don't know if bears poop in the woods, but I have raccoons poop on my house all the time.



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 11:04 PM
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Originally posted by Domo1
Are you insinuating that I'm a bear boncho?


Possibly.




posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 11:05 PM
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Originally posted by longjohnbritches

Originally posted by boncho
Does a bear poop in the woods?

In short answer, Yes.


Long answer no. If he is dancing in your living room or just having fun with himself at the zoo.
PS where is the story??
edit on 6/3/2012 by longjohnbritches because: ???


Sadly there is no lower word count requirement.

That's the story.




posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 11:33 PM
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Originally posted by boncho

Originally posted by longjohnbritches

Originally posted by boncho
Does a bear poop in the woods?

In short answer, Yes.


Long answer no. If he is dancing in your living room or just having fun with himself at the zoo.
PS where is the story??
edit on 6/3/2012 by longjohnbritches because: ???


Sadly there is no lower word count requirement.

That's the story.


Lol I will bear this in mind for the future.
cheers ljb



posted on Jun, 3 2012 @ 11:41 PM
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reply to post by longjohnbritches
 


I was too hungover to write something long winded.




posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 01:38 AM
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Originally posted by boncho
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I was too hungover to write something long winded.



Again? Srsly?


Man your liver is going to slap you in the face and end your abusive relationship one day...


On another note, not quite sure of what to make of the story quite yet....
I like the one about the rabbit and the bear better personally....



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 01:50 AM
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posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 01:54 AM
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Only if he uses Charmin to wipe with... 'Cause you know how those bears get about arse lint. Just Saying...



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 01:54 AM
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OMG I knew people were watching me. Knock it off. Do you know how hard t is buying tinfoil so you jerks can't track me? I amble into a store, 'oh no! a bear!' they shriek. WTF. I should be as valued as every other customer.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 01:59 AM
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Ugh is it Charmin? They rub a 'bear finger' down the middle and it always looks like a bear scooting his butt with his tail dragging.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 04:30 AM
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reply to post by boncho
 

SnF for having the longest entry. Oh wait.


You and JPZ must have a fixation with bodily processes.



posted on Jun, 4 2012 @ 05:45 PM
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15 replies to a 11 word 'short story' is more than anyone can expect.

To make a short story long, it is with zero regret that I close this thread.

Thank you for your efforts.






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