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When the clock strikes zero...

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posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 01:41 PM
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When that dreadful day comes around and our time is up, I ask you, how would you like to go?? Would you like to go peacefully in your sleep, or doing something extreme like skydiving?? Personally, I would like to go in the most extreme way ever, stick me in a space pod, shoot me towards the sun, and lets see what happens Ill report everything back until the time comes and i die....hahaha


The way I dont want to go is like this poor guy.... He is kayaking here in the Chicagoland area and is attacked by a swan....i said it...... A SWAN....... They believe the mans kayak was flipped over by a swan, the kayaker got to close to a nesting swan and the swan was in protective mode....... That's gotta be a horrible way to go down, taken out by a swan....

www.chicagotribune.com...




posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 01:45 PM
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I want my death to involve the following:

Salamanders

Spray Cheese

Diphenhydramine

A straw

and........

Paprika!



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 01:49 PM
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Woody Harrelson stole my idea.




posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 01:50 PM
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Originally posted by smyleegrl
reply to post by jhn7537
 


I want my death to involve the following:

Salamanders

Spray Cheese

Diphenhydramine

A straw

and........

Paprika!


You want to OD on Diphenhydramine by snorting it though a straw, while salamanders lick cheese and paprika off your body?



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 01:52 PM
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I want the newspapers to read "Local Pirate Meets Untimely End at Seaworld".

Then bury me along some Caribbean coast with all my swag, and mark the grave with an 'X'.

Gyarrr!



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 01:55 PM
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Originally posted by satron

Originally posted by smyleegrl
reply to post by jhn7537
 


I want my death to involve the following:

Salamanders

Spray Cheese

Diphenhydramine

A straw

and........

Paprika!


You want to OD on Diphenhydramine by snorting it though a straw, while salamanders lick cheese and paprika off your body?


No! She wants to snort cheese and paprika, with a straw, off a salamander who is high on Diphenhydramine!



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 02:00 PM
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Originally posted by ErroneousDylan

Originally posted by satron

Originally posted by smyleegrl
reply to post by jhn7537
 


I want my death to involve the following:

Salamanders

Spray Cheese

Diphenhydramine

A straw

and........

Paprika!


You want to OD on Diphenhydramine by snorting it though a straw, while salamanders lick cheese and paprika off your body?


No! She wants to snort cheese and paprika, with a straw, off a salamander who is high on Diphenhydramine!


Why would she do that?



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 02:09 PM
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Can clocks strikes zero?


The village church strikes every hour, so does my grandmother's clock....but never zero. My digital alarm clock has the ability to turn 00:00 but it does not "strike", it beeps.

Is there a metaphorical clock which can do both...


Anyway....guess I'll be pondering little things like this until the end.


Peace
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posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 02:24 PM
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Originally posted by operation mindcrime
reply to post by jhn7537
 


Can clocks strikes zero?


The village church strikes every hour, so does my grandmother's clock....but never zero. My digital alarm clock has the ability to turn 00:00 but it does not "strike", it beeps.

Is there a metaphorical clock which can do both...


Anyway....guess I'll be pondering little things like this until the end.


Peace
edit on 16-4-2012 by operation mindcrime because: (no reason given)


Dont you worry.... I googled it, clocks CAN strike zero...hahaha

I guess I could have said when the flame burns out....



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 02:26 PM
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Originally posted by smyleegrl
reply to post by jhn7537
 


I want my death to involve the following:

Salamanders

Spray Cheese

Diphenhydramine

A straw

and........

Paprika!


Weird......... That was my second choice...haha



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by satron

Originally posted by smyleegrl
reply to post by jhn7537
 


I want my death to involve the following:

Salamanders

Spray Cheese

Diphenhydramine

A straw

and........

Paprika!


You want to OD on Diphenhydramine by snorting it though a straw, while salamanders lick cheese and paprika off your body?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thank you!!!



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 04:24 PM
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I want to have a fabulous day with my loved ones, a fun night in which I laugh a lot, then lay down for a good night's sleep and never wake up. That's my idea of a perfect way to check out of this looney bin.



posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 07:14 PM
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Vat of Chocolate.
Hhhmmmm, death...



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 09:53 AM
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Go with a smile...in coitus of course...(though would suck for the other person)....

I want to have an open casket funeral, with a timed recording of me saying, "BOO!" every couple of minutes, to spook people coming to look.

Then, when closing the casket, and while being carried...a knocking device inside the casket, and a recording of me saying, "I'm not quite dead...I don't want to go in the ground..."

Seriously though, those things would probably make me take some folks with me, of a heart attack....



posted on Apr, 17 2012 @ 11:49 AM
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Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians.



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