What are you feeding aliens when they visit your home?

recently several aliens have showed up at my house in thailand where i spend the summers when its to hot in arizona. they looked like earth people they said they have to disguise themselves. i fed them pad thai and tom yum soup with bbq pork ribs.
they liked it but told me to get more varieties of earth food for their next visit to me in june here in chiang mai province. they also followed me home on cactus road near the 101 freeway in scottsdale while i was going to have chicken wings in february2012 at the mall warning me to get them chicken wings too with jalopenos

so any of you can you tell me what you feed your alien guests from M31? please captain kirk and spock no answers

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My daily garbage or 2 min noodles

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Soylent Green.

I know, I know... it's extremely fatty (especially here in America),
but it's cheap and extraordinarily easy to make, so....

Usually just Reese's Pieces
Although the ones from Remulak prefer fried eggs and beer; and also occasionally subway sandwiches.

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I would suggest a nice Blue Cheese and Chives Tagliatelle pasta, with a nice Shiraz afterwards while you guys sit and smoke a cigar.

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skittles and a can of sweet tea

Originally posted by bo12au
skittles and a can of sweet tea

What are ya...

...tryin' to start an Intergalactic War?!?!

My head hurts.

I was planing on feeding my alien guests M&Ms they told me they like those best.. But mars bars were there second best i miss my alien buddys there due back here late next month so i better get to stalking up for them peace,sugarcookie1

recently several aliens have showed up at my house in thailand where i spend the summers when its to hot in arizona. they looked like earth people they said they have to disguise themselves. i fed them pad thai and tom yum soup with bbq pork ribs.

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Usually they are only interested in brains and reproductive fluids

I feed them a load of lies, I tell them we are not going to harm you and we only want peace...then behind their backs I plan to invade their home planet and sleep with their wifes.

They would die if you gave them any 'earth food'.

You can't go to another planet, and then just begin to eat their things.
Do you even know that humans at one point, couldn't drink milk? That is something we got used too, and first now we can drink it as we want.

Cat food, never watched District9 ?? Everyone knows that Aliens love Catfood

Originally posted by Anunaki2012
Cat food, never watched District9 ?? Everyone knows that Aliens love Catfood

In fact, aliens love to eat CATS!

Just remember ALF!

Alf was crazy for cat barbecue... He tried hard...

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Omg!! nooooooooooooooooo

Now i will have nightmares again about Alf!!! I hated that thing.

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Haaa! I kill me!

I thought it was obvious:

Pork butts and taters.

Neighbours over the road. They are very unpleasant and the aliens would, frankly, be doing me a favour. I will even provide the sauce of their choice if it helps.