What are you feeding aliens when they visit your home?

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posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 08:30 AM
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My visitors prefer Mutilated Cattle.
They have to do the mutilating, as I haven't acquired the skill yet.
A snifter of Red Rain is a favorite with dinner.
Dessert is almost always a Glacier Cone.
After the meal, they like to go for a ride through a Chem-trail for what seems to compare to a
after dinner cigar for them.

They pretty-much treat me for dinner even though they are the Guests. I offer to take care of it all but they
insist it's on them and who am I to argue with such auspicious company
edit on 30-3-2012 by azureskys because: added a word




posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 08:30 AM
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The politicians??
Wait is this a trick question????



PLPL

Just joking, but I just could not help myself!!



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 08:30 AM
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posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 08:35 AM
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I feed mine Oreos. Except they don't like the inside, so I separate the cookies and eat the creme out of the middle and give them the cookie part... It's a give and take situation.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 08:41 AM
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I'll take them to Noma in Copenhagen, enjoying the foods in this special restaurant.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 08:43 AM
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and smoked oysters...... mmmmmm...... my two favorite foods! Maybe they'd like them too.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 08:45 AM
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reply to post by GLontra
 


Hahha true
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where are you Lucky Lucky Lucky!!



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 09:14 AM
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I feed them some of my quick thai chicken and thai beef salad. they love it.

They say they would like to eat my birds but I won't allow them.

this thread is crazy but nice laugh...



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 09:18 AM
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Vegan food ... ????

Oh wait... have you seen the 'second star child's' teeth? (Definitely a carnivorous one) Maybe that's why they've been eating at the neighbors lately...



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 09:43 AM
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We have official testimony on this question:

www.youtube.com...



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 09:48 AM
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space cakes they love um



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 09:50 AM
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I usually feed them some lettuce and a bowl of milk....

Oh wait, or is that the hedgehogs and foxes?


Hmmmm



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 09:59 AM
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A nice Soggy Biscuit (think of college Rush Week)



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 10:02 AM
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How did i forget these?




That would surely earn me some brownie points!



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 01:23 PM
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It seems they love ice cream....who knew?

aliensloveicecream.com...




posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 01:23 PM
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I give them Cheetos. They seem to like it a lot.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 01:54 PM
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Probley some hot pockets or some tv dinners becuse that all i have in my frige most of the time



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 03:04 PM
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If they demand something: A Kamehameha

If they ask nicely: Anything they want.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 03:14 PM
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In general I would probably feed any aliens visiting my home the barrel of a gun, the blade of a sword, or force feed them my foot at high velocity. The likelihood of any alien being benevolent is relatively small in my opinion, and if they have been studying our world/culture they would know that anyone that appears in someone's domicile without permission will probably meet some type of physical violence.

I'm not prejudiced to human races, however, I don't think of alien visitation in a positive sense... I pretty much have a kill on site mentality about thems guys.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 03:15 PM
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I did not want them coming back for another free meal so i gave them
Pigs anus and kangaroo testicles in camel sweat sauce
They asked for seconds

Sick

Cran





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