My visitors prefer Mutilated Cattle.
They have to do the mutilating, as I haven't acquired the skill yet.
A snifter of Red Rain is a favorite with dinner.
Dessert is almost always a Glacier Cone.
After the meal, they like to go for a ride through a Chem-trail for what seems to compare to a
after dinner cigar for them.

They pretty-much treat me for dinner even though they are the Guests. I offer to take care of it all but they
insist it's on them and who am I to argue with such auspicious company

The politicians??
Wait is this a trick question????



PLPL

Just joking, but I just could not help myself!!

I feed mine Oreos. Except they don't like the inside, so I separate the cookies and eat the creme out of the middle and give them the cookie part... It's a give and take situation.

I'll take them to Noma in Copenhagen, enjoying the foods in this special restaurant.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and smoked oysters...... mmmmmm...... my two favorite foods! Maybe they'd like them too.

I feed them some of my quick thai chicken and thai beef salad. they love it.

They say they would like to eat my birds but I won't allow them.

this thread is crazy but nice laugh...

Vegan food ... ????

Oh wait... have you seen the 'second star child's' teeth? (Definitely a carnivorous one) Maybe that's why they've been eating at the neighbors lately...

I usually feed them some lettuce and a bowl of milk....

Oh wait, or is that the hedgehogs and foxes?


Hmmmm

Probley some hot pockets or some tv dinners becuse that all i have in my frige most of the time

If they demand something: A Kamehameha

If they ask nicely: Anything they want.

In general I would probably feed any aliens visiting my home the barrel of a gun, the blade of a sword, or force feed them my foot at high velocity. The likelihood of any alien being benevolent is relatively small in my opinion, and if they have been studying our world/culture they would know that anyone that appears in someone's domicile without permission will probably meet some type of physical violence.

I'm not prejudiced to human races, however, I don't think of alien visitation in a positive sense... I pretty much have a kill on site mentality about thems guys.