What are you feeding aliens when they visit your home?

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posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 03:38 PM
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Calcium of coarse. They are very frail for earths graxity. So on extended stays they need as much calciun as possible. They don't think much of food more or less they like tablets.




posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 03:42 PM
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Ice cream, margarine, juice.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 03:58 PM
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Ex-lax.

For the giggles.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 04:13 PM
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I promise you its calcium. See they have been studying this planet and our ability to absorb calcium in our bones. They seem to not have this ability due to zero gravity in space. Most calcium absorbed in thier body goes directly to brain tissue. They have to have large amounts of calcium in order to efficently absorb calcium in thier bones. They have watche us hear on earth and have viewd our process of protecting bones of our ancestors inside of large boxes placed under ground and even our process of collecting animal and dinosaur bones for displays in museums and find it is a precious item to people on earth. They have been studying cows on regular basis because they believe this is our source on earth for most of our calcium and they want to learn how to reproduce calcium for themselves by learning from us.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 04:28 PM
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on a return to camelot supersoldier video one reptilian eyewitness claims dracos love draino; splash of h2o. not a joke per the vid.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 04:42 PM
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Originally posted by StealthyKat
It seems they love ice cream....who knew?

aliensloveicecream.com...



& go for a Probe..?



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 04:43 PM
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Depends whether or not they like fatty foods......

If they don't care I will feed them my mother-in-law.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 05:34 PM
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My neighbors mop looking abominations that never stop barking.



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 09:29 PM
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the last time some dropped into north-east Texas,
I fed them corn bread soaked in neck bone juice

Just kidding



posted on Mar, 30 2012 @ 11:26 PM
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Baby Cakes, Sweet Cheeks, and Belly Button Lint!



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 10:40 AM
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reply to post by GLontra
 


so thats why all the neighbors cats disappered.....thanks



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 10:41 AM
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reply to post by JBA2848
 


that may be the reason for cow mutilations around here ........



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 10:42 AM
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reply to post by JBA2848
 


you are right they took my cosco cacium pills and all the carnation dried milk from my survival bunker.



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 10:43 AM
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reply to post by azureskys
 


thats where my 5 water buffalo ended? are they doing chem-trails?
edit on 31-3-2012 by thebarbecuemaster because: spell check



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 10:45 AM
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reply to post by Iamschist
 


are the cakes made with real babies?



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 10:46 AM
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reply to post by grumpydaysleeper
 


they showed up at dyers in asarillo one night and we made them eat a 40 oz steak baked potato shrimp cocktsail but they exploded



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 10:48 AM
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reply to post by mwood
 


please do they ate mine thank god she was such a witch now if they would only eat my ex wife....... threy tried but spit her out she was toxic to them also



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 10:49 AM
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reply to post by spoonbender
 


it looks like they got out of the cage and want dessert



posted on Mar, 31 2012 @ 01:47 PM
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are the cakes made with real babies?



naw, they be tiny cakes!





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