posted on Mar, 28 2012 @ 10:05 AM
So I have about 30 baby muffins on my hands right now. I know this sounds crazy, but how do I raise them right? I mean, we've got the beginning of a
species here, a species of sentient bakery goods.
We're not Christians, so I don't have to baptize them with icing or anything. One thing that I'm thinking about doing is making a rule against
cannibalism. Another thing that I need to do is to make rules of combat because these muffins really do seem to love to fight, and they're very
So, how does one raise a baby muffin right? Any tips?