Let me put it this way: Expect to see a lot more of this sort of thing. I've heard rumors on the interwebz. You and me, we LOVE this country--right
or wrong. But there are people who think it's turning to s***, and they think they're being wronged by some big conspiracy called the New World
Order, or some such of fascistic corporatist nonsense.
We all know that if the Founding Fathers were standing right here today they'd be the proudest bunch of dads you could ever imagine, with what we've
done with this great country. Why, Thomas Jefferson himself would kiss Obama on both cheeks and hand out expensive cigars to the entire Congress. Of
course the Congress wouldn't accept them--that might have the appearance of accepting some kind of bribe in return for a favor--and that would
never do at all!
Zzzzzzzzz... Whuh? Oh! I was having a dream? Never mind....


