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hey, im new, but i want full bennies.....

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posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 05:49 PM
Id love to comment on some of the more big boy topics. Is there a test-out option? Do i need to knock 3 times and give secret handshake? lemee know, thanks......

posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 05:52 PM
reply to post by rainbowbear

Welcome aboard. No secret handshakes, no coded taps on the walls, just jump right in and try to keep your head above water.

posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 05:56 PM
reply to post by rainbowbear

Hi rainbowbear, and welcome to the Introductions Forum, a place to say hello to the ATS community. For now you can reply to any thread in any member forum you wish, as well as send & receive (PM's) Private Messages to Staff only for now.

Once you have achieved 20 posts, you will then be able to start your own threads in the appropriate forums and additionally send & receive messages to and from fellow ATS members.

Some handy links, links and more links.

Index of Important ATS Related Threads

Start Here - ATS Freshmans Forum

Hey new members!! Come here if you need advice

Starting a New Thread ?... Look Here First

Terms & Conditions Of Use (Please read)

Rules for Avatars and Mini-Profile Background images

Signature Guidelines

Try our Ask ATS with the search words of your choice.
I'm sure you will find many threads to pick from and add your thoughts and opinions too as well.

Take your time and enjoy. If you have any questions just ask.


posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 06:09 PM
Only things that are held out from you are a few certain forums, and starting yur own thread, need 20 posts to do that, not a hard task, as long as you follow the TnC.

Just some advice from what I've seen. Alot of new members jump right in and then quickly realize that they have not researched the topic well enough.

Do your research and before you start a new thread, thoroughly use the search function. Because unless its something that has come out in the last 5 minutes, its already here.

Best of luck.

posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 06:10 PM
Welcome to ATS...

posted on Jan, 29 2012 @ 06:27 PM
ya have to fetch tea for everyone , light cigars for the boss , work the hatcheck desk , mop the floors, make alcohol runs ..
and work ya way up from there .

welcome to the asylum where madness runs rampant .

* hands ya mop* ya can start now

posted on Jan, 30 2012 @ 01:00 AM
Welcome rainbowbear to a Disney-like Park for Conspiracy Theorist...!

A few thoughts before getting onto any one of the 1000's of topical rides at Above Top Secret (ATS), the world's largest Civil & Unique Discussion Community.

* Please check out those links posted by the Moderator above before getting on one of the rides. This will save you a lot of future stress, frustration and possible action by one of your friendly neighborhood Mods!

* Please be sure that you act like an 'civil' adult and are at least this tall to get on any of the rides, (Johnny stretches his arm outward).

* Please remember that some members are very passionate and vocal depending on what ride your all on. You should be mentally fit, stable and have a strong stomach for theories, conjecture, research and evidence presented.

* Please be "open-minded" enough to understand that sometimes the ride isn't always what you might expect. Be aware you also might end up learning something new and 'out-of-the-box' before you get off the ride.

* Please note that at times the ride gets overly-heated and "it's strongly suggested" to get off the ride to regroup one's thoughts before continuing. This will also help guarantee that the ride will move forward without getting derailed or explode into a fiery trashbin.

* Please have fun! But be aware that if you act in an uncivil-like manner, use profanity, intentially spread a hoax and/or get verbally abusive, you will be removed off the ride by a Moderator. This is not only for your safety, but also for those both young and old on the ride with you.

So buckle up, keep your arms within the ride's comfort zone, have fun and "Deny Ignorance"...!


posted on Jan, 31 2012 @ 02:01 PM
oh yay! im dropping in! (hi mom!)

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