Let's Invade Iran on 01/01/2012

It is so easy to invade iran and make the world a safer place for us americans.

everyone knows iran is a terrorist state.

they have bombed,maimed,killed,tortured murdered innocent people.

they are clearly evil.

now they want to build nukes to kill us all.

they don't value life the way we americans do.they don't have the same values as us civilized folk.

even their own religion promotes terrorism and martyrdom.

they all hate their women who are very frigid and unsexy,hide in robes,wear heejabs and sacks.no wonder they can't get pleasure sex and want to goto paradise filled with 72 virgins ready for them.

they are all sex starved and long for the 72 virgins in their delusional paradise.maybe they think 72 virgins will be less frigid.they might loosen up.

72 virgins will be a sort of massive orgy for them.a novelty they can never get on earth.


i propose we send 1000 abrams tank across border from irak at midnight on 01/01/2012.


the abrams tank is the fastest on the planet and travels at nearly 100 miles an hour.


it will reach tehran in 2 hours.

they won't even see it coming.

the abram tank is very advanced and invincible and unstoppable.

we will invade their capital city tayran which is a nest full of terrorists and the greatest terrorist of all is that ahjmedjead who has been supplying i.u.d.s to our enemies.

we will remove the terrorist regime and destroy all terrorists.

and remove all nukes making capability by unlimited force.

then we will install a civilized proper government which will tech civilized values and culture to them.

also we will impose punitive taxes for all the attacks they have done on us in the past and damages of at least $30 billion or free oil for 10 years for america.

also for liberating them we will charge then full price for the invasion.

we need to do this soon possible and i urge everyone to write to congress to get them started on this.

we must act now or face nukes from this dangerous enemy.

remember they have suicide bombers.

Total Tosh, Iran hasnt invaded anyone for hundreds of years.

Your kidden right?

Epic fail!

Would be a good book though.

Id'e go into detail just how huge a logistical task your idea would be, but judging by your view of the iranian's you are an idiot and i refuse to waste the time and energy doing so.

Would make a good book though!!!!

There is one statement in your post that makes you sound like a mad man.

Originally posted by nobodysavedme
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then we will install a civilized proper government which will tech civilized values and culture to them.
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clever troll is clever

edit:2nd line

Do you need a hug?

Guess you failed to notice who has been starting conflicts in countries since ww2 . Guess you failed to notice who has been waging war with countries since ww2 . Guess you failed to notice that the American government have been torturing people for 10 years that we know of . Guess you failed to notice that America can hold and detain people with out trial or releasing the charges. I guess you failed to notice what human rights violations the American government are accused of . I guess you failed to notice who are the ones trying to start ww3 . Or are you just one of those people who believe everything you see and read without researching. Or are you trying to help create disinformation. Either way disgusting .

Originally posted by PLASIFISK
Epic fail!

Would be a good book though.

Id'e go into detail just how huge a logistical task your idea would be, but judging by your view of the iranian's you are an idiot and i refuse to waste the time and energy doing so.

Would make a good book though!!!! [/quote

logistics?

what logistics?

1000 abrams tanks simply need fuel.they carry the ammo on board.

all you need in logistics is simply 500 supply vehicles to supply fuel and ammo.

because the tanks are so fast they will simply bypass any iranian resistance.

remember kuwait and iraq?

our tanks simply side stepped them!

we have air spies/drones.we have tech might.

we have air vision.

we can see from above using satelites.

Originally posted by PLASIFISK
Epic fail!

Would be a good book though.

Id'e go into detail just how huge a logistical task your idea would be, but judging by your view of the iranian's you are an idiot and i refuse to waste the time and energy doing so.

Would make a good book though!!!!

ogistics?

what logistics?

1000 abrams tanks simply need fuel.they carry the ammo on board.

all you need in logistics is simply 500 supply vehicles to supply fuel and ammo.

because the tanks are so fast they will simply bypass any iranian resistance.

it will be like a racing car going past a zimmerframe.

remember kuwait and iraq?

our tanks simply side stepped their sand defences with howzitors!

we have air spies/drones.we have tech might.

we have air vision.

we can see from above using satelites.

reply to post by nobodysavedme

"they have bombed,maimed,killed,tortured murdered innocent people"
Oh yeah now i understand!!!..., you mean your honorable US Soldiers because thats what they did
in Iraq & Afganistan, all these "nice" things you mentioned they did to these people living there.
I think the world would be a MUCH,MUCH saver place when the US would mind their own business.

reply to post by nobodysavedme


Yes i remember kuwait/iraq, I was there.

But hey who am i to go against your sane request for war. Just do me a favor.

If the by some miracle your wish is granted. Please be at the ship to thank the tank crews for sacrificing their lives for your plesure. Then go and tell their family members you are not sorry for sending their husbands and wives to their death.

It has to be done right!

You have it alllllll figured out dont you!

Oh and lastly your son or daughter must be part of this suicide mission!

Ready andddddd go!

Originally posted by nobodysavedme
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we have air spies/drones.we have tech might.

we have air vision.

we can see from above using satelites.

edit on 27-12-2011 by nobodysavedme because: (no reason given)

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Just curious, what branch of the service are you currently in?

reply to post by D0MiNAT0R 1OOO


Wait!

Are you german?

they don't value life the way we americans do.

reply to post by vogon42


This person is not military.

You can feel it to. Friggin couch warriors up early today.

reply to post by PLASIFISK


Thank you for your service, and welcome home.

reply to post by nobodysavedme


Brainwashed sheep much?

Maybe you should do some actual research instead of letting the MSM brainwash you day in and day out. This is exactly how they want their "average dumb citizen" to think.

reply to post by vogon42


No problem.

Thanks for taking care of home while i was gone.

We do the best we can, with what we have.

Thanks again!

Originally posted by PLASIFISK
reply to post by nobodysavedme

 

Yes i remember kuwait/iraq, I was there.

But hey who am i to go against your sane request for war. Just do me a favor.

If the by some miracle your wish is granted. Please be at the ship to thank the tank crews for sacrificing their lives for your plesure. Then go and tell their family members you are not sorry for sending their husbands and wives to their death.

It has to be done right!

You have it alllllll figured out dont you!

Oh and lastly your son or daughter must be part of this suicide mission!

Ready andddddd go!

Look this for all our benefit.ok?

i have already explained that the abrams tank is the best in the world.

the crew are not at risk.in any case they get paid for it.

that is why are called soldiers.
we have the best equipment.

remember we were the first and only country to land men on the moon.


we are fast so fast the enemy cannot do anything.

i studied irak/kuwait invasions and we were so quick.they were impotent.

we have advanced even more,.

now we will be even quicker.

we need to stop these terrorists and i feel you are unpatriotic and a sympathiser with foriners.

why don't you go stay in iran eh?

then you will see the truth.