reply to post by nobodysavedme
I'll answer your questions
hhh! what have we here? = Me, Haii!
Ahmadinejad? lo and hehold! the devil himself reveals himself. = Sorry dude, i wish Metal bands worshipped me.
an iranian comes out of his hidey hole...? I'm not actually an Iranian, but Shhuusssshh, m'kay?
could you keeps hands where i can see them..i don't want to be blow by a i.u.d. = This is the internet, silly.
so you admit to being iranian? = Nope, I'm British/Scandanavian.
eh? = Hmm?
justify your existance. = I was born, therefore i am?
we demand an explanation for your terrorist acts. = Just because i own a Balaclava, i'm a terrorist? Sheesh, some people!
we demand you stop making nukes. = I can barely put flat pack furniture together without instructions...
or we will invade.we have made plans to invade.to attack.to stop your evil acts. = :O YOU MEAN I CAN'T LISTEN TO SLAYER ANYMORE!?
your leader is a menace.that ahmeadjead. = D.A.V.I.D. C.A.M.E.R.O.N
he has declared terrorist intent. = He did? I'm pretty sure he's not said "I'm planning on being a major **** and killing loads of people with Nukes.
Actually, i think they want the material for power plants, but hey!"
america will not tolerate iranian nukes. = *pats head*, well done, mr. Junior G man. Want a badge? SURE YOU DO!
we demand you explain why you attack americans. = I have some American friends, they're cool. They sent me 'Big Red' chewing gum, once, and i was
it was we americans who got the oil out of the sand for you. = Thanks, but i don't drive, i live near a major city, so i just take the train.
we demand gratitude you ingrates. = Hey buddy, you've been a tad angry in this post, i suggest you chill out, stare out a window for a while, take in
a bit of time and do some self reflection.
also you remember there will not be 72 virgins in your heaven.it is all a lie. = I hear Richard Branson employs more then 72 people, in fact, i used
to work for him, a bit further down the line
you have been deceived.you are deluded. = Yeah, but i mean, so are you.
when you die you are dead dead dead...ok? = OKAY! But like, what about Zombies?
dead meat. = nom nom Bacon.
no heaven or hell.ok? = But thats my FAVE SONG BY DIO!?!?!?
ok? = No way, dude.
remember when you in bed tonight with your frigid wife.you need to get to be less frigid and have more fun...go out have a drink...have some
drugs..some music...dance dance into the night..and soon you will forget all about blowing yourself up...get some lingerie for your frigid wife. =
I'm not married atm, but i do have a girlfriend, she's nice. I drink (i'm part Scandanavian, of course i drink!), though Drugs are baaad, m'kay? And i
dance like someone's drunk uncle at a wedding, not pretty. I don't plan on blowing myself up, that'd suck, and hey, GOOD IDEA ABOUT THE LINGERIE,
get her out of the stupid burka. = She's an Athiest, not a Muslim, sorry!
remember no orgy for you with 72 virgins it is just a fantasy to turn you into cannon fodder by your corrupt leaders who sit and sound in their
offices while they use.... = My girlfriend would probably kill me if i did this, so i don't think i'll be doing that anyway.
also remember virgins bleed.very messy. = That's why i shop at HMV now.
edit on 27-12-2011 by MahmoudAhmadinejad because: (no reason given)
edit on 27-12-2011 by MahmoudAhmadinejad because:
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