Zombie Boot Camp (No this isn't an OWS thread), page 1
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Topic started on 21-11-2011 @ 08:44 AM by beezzer
I thought I'd take a break from all the drama with terrorists, OWS (is that redundant?) aliens, chemtrails, and Obama.

This is a thread about ATS's favorite critter, the zombie.

Zombie Boot Camp, a recently inaugurated one-day training course, promises to teach people specialized zombie-fighting skills for only 90$.

Whether you’re one of those crazy folks who believes a zombie apocalypse is imminent, or just a big fan of zombie culture, Zombie Boot Camp sounds like the perfect experience for you. The unusual training course taking place in the UK’s Droitwich, Worchestershire, sees would-be zombie hunters take part in specialized training exercises with experienced military instructors, before putting on special armor and taking on a group of brain-eating zombies to prove they’ve mastered the skills necessary to survive during a zombie crisis.


The above may, just may describe me.

A day at Zombie Boot Camp starts with equipment and weapons training. Zombie-killing trainees have to put on a standard-issue Kevlar body armor, jacket and pants, and pay close attention to a team of veterans, as they demonstrate how to handle a specially-adapted pistol, assault rifle, grenades and chainsaw. Then they’re drilled in how to clear a room of flesh-craving zombies, before…lunch. That’s right, a nice big nutritious meal, to prepare them for the truly scary part of the training course.

Led by their instructor, trainees will split into teams and make use of all the skills they’ve been taught to storm a warehouse and clear it of any walking dead. And there will be some zombies around, you can count on that. To survive the main mission of Zombie Boot Camp, would-be zombie slayers will have to use special ammunition like blood balls and simulated grenades.


Sigh.

Maybe Santa can give this to me for Christmas.

Here's the link, campers.
www.odditycentral.com...

Fun, firearms, and zombies.
The only thing missing is a Jackie Chan film-fest afterwards.

Enjoy.





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reply posted on 21-11-2011 @ 08:52 AM by phishyblankwaters
reply to post by beezzer



HEh kewl, there was a paint ball company near me that did a "resident evil" style zombie paintball event last year. I didn't make it but i'm hoping they do it again.

It wasn't exactly a boot camp, just standard team based paint ball except the other team is dressed up as zombies.
Think they even did a zombie survival mode.

I'd love to do some breach and clear and squad based tactics training myself, zombie or no, it just pretty kewl.

P.s

you didn't slip this by me at all:


terrorists, OWS (is that redundant?)


Lol just couldn't resist another stab at them huh? Well, at least the bootcamp would train you in the art of the doubletap so you'd know they'd stay down once you put em there
edit on 21-11-2011 by phishyblankwaters because: (no reason given)



reply posted on 21-11-2011 @ 10:36 AM by beezzer
reply to post by Shadowalker

I could just see myself running down a range with a machete




reply posted on 21-11-2011 @ 10:38 AM by beezzer
reply to post by daryllyn

a zombie stocking stuffer.

The gift that keeps o. . . . . braaaaains. . . . .


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