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Sheila (a pseudonym) has been one of several young women who have gone to hell recently, and returned to tell their stories.
Once there were only a few women like Sheila, but now it seems the Internet is filled daily with courageous stories of hellfire and redemption.
Parents may be shocked, as 25-year-old Sheila takes us on a journey to the nether regions of hell itself:
"I drank and smoked. I mean I was bad, like really bad.
But then the pastor told us all about hell, and like what the dude said like changed my whole life.
And one night I was lying in bed having my like third NDE, and then the aliens came ...
Nope, apologies, anyway, I'm lying in my bed and yeah, it was Jesus who came.
Anyway, Jesus gave me like a crown, when the aliens give you nothing, but it's an invisible crown.
So I took his hand and we went to hell, and just like these guru people say, every sin is done back to you, so I saw these people in the fire with big grins on their faces, and when they were all burnt up into toast they were like reborn and they had it done to them all over again.
They could see their family members through like some magical portal, and they were screaming of boredom as they watched their cousins and relatives eating chocolate while watching cable, smoking on the toilet or blogging on the Internet.
I could see the people in hell yelling at their living relatives: "Stop it - do something interesting! Don't end up in hell just because you're not saved or belong to the wrong church! Make it worth your while!"
Then I saw Lucifer himself on his throne.
I asked him why he made all these people stay in hell with him.
Then he reminded me of how this one girl kissed and totally stole my boyfriend.
So I said that I agreed with the devil that this girl was a nasty piece of work, and he can keep her for all I care, but when I go to heaven I wanna have the guy we were fighting about.
But the devil just laughed and gave me sips of beer, and we giggled until my crown poked him in the eye, and then Jesus said it was time to go home.
Then I awoke from my like third NDE.
I'm just gonna put on some make-up and then I'm gonna put this on Youtube.
There's like so much people can learn, because somebody should tell people that if you're not a Christian like me, you might just go to hell.
Nobody seems to know that ...
Oh yeah, and L.... is a slut, and she's definitely gonna burn in hell for what she did with K....".edit on 18-10-2011 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)