posted on Oct, 3 2011 @ 03:26 PM
The Masons Under Duggins group of (MUD) has been plotting a masonic conspiracy of the highest kind for almost 200 years. Ever since the rouge
brothers did that job on Capt. Morgan, we felt it necessary to obfuscate and hide our true meaning. Brother Duggins was in charge of the whole get
Morgan idea. Incidentally, he was not killed, but only embarrassed and the whole wild accusations stemmed from there, but we are past that and can
even deal with the idea that we may have caused his demise in some small way. He was not a hygienic person and rarely wore undergarments. A few of
the brothers had had enough of his whining and lies so they snuck up behind him in town square and pulled down his pants. The ladies auxiliary were
adjacent to his location and saw the whole tiny affair. Needless to say, he was almost embarrassed to death. He immediately fled town and convinced
his publisher to come up with yet another lie to cover his tiny problem. Anyway, on to the conspiracy.
We decided that in order to occupy the minds of the questioners, we would concoct a story of many layers within the brotherhood, then offer no proof
just to see how far and wide the lie would travel. Well, to our surprise, the lie was not only taken and run with, it was added to and embellished
greatly. Over the years many other layers have been added to this lie. To the point that Lucifer, Baal, And many other evil figures seem to creep
into the lore.
I feel it’s my duty to come clean and inform you that indeed there are no great hidden layers in masonry, it was all made up to poke fun at the
severely uninformed. We as the keepers of the secret have had countless hours of fun listening to all the silly, wacked out theories that have
emerged. You have been duped. Sorry for that.
Anyway, you may always refer to this thread for future proof of no masonic conspiracies having existed.
Have a nice day.