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Saturday Morning Madness

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posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 04:59 AM
"How doe's Stephen Hawking refresh himself at the end of a hard days work?"


Two guys go hunting and a call to the emergency services is placed; "Hello what's your emergency?", "My best mate he's dead!", "Okay, make sure he's dead", a shot is heard, "Okay, what next?"

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 05:50 AM

why dont russians where boxer shorts?

because chernobyl fall out

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 05:53 AM
reply to post by davesmart

Hehe, I like that one.

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 06:23 AM
Good to see you avin a laff

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"Damn", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 06:40 AM
reply to post by Dr Cosma

, thanks Doc and nice one!

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 06:50 AM
reply to post by Death_Kron

Heheh anytime mate

I love jokes, here's another one for ya ;

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

posted on Sep, 17 2011 @ 09:03 AM
Oh dear Doc that's a good one.Op thanks for the laughs.

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