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in the beginning was Bigus Dickus, and Mary Jane ate from His branch and his brothers, and his friends, and his neighbours, and his dogs, and his wife, the creator was upset at this and struck all of her descendents down with a plague of blisters on their mouths...
ride out the 2012 apocalypse
Originally posted by OldCorp
Riding out the Apocalypse
Originally posted by JohnPhoenix
reply to post by DontBlameMeCosIdidntDoIt
" In the Beginning the Producer created the heavens on the earth. These were called bunkers. The Producer said, Let there be Lights, Camera, Action, and saw that it was good...."
Originally posted by MischeviousElf
Humanity would in a few short generations evolve so all the men were
1. Big in "That" department, though needing Viagra so it wouldn’t work to well!
2. Very Very interested in their bodies and with an average no of books read by 18 of 0
3. A racial profile of 1/3 African American, 1/3 Cuban/South American 1/3 German and Italian.
And the Barbie’s
1. Made at least 1/3 of silicone, 1/3 Botox 1/3 hot air and fuzz
2. A pre inbuilt propensity for pain, humiliation and generally abusing their bodies
3. Feel of no worth after 25 yrs old and become junkies/drunks