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Originally posted by JibbyJedi
Originally posted by iNkGeEk
I'd go to Omicon Persei 8 via a stargate. I'd take the book Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus (just to really muck with the indigenous life's thinking process) and as many Peanut Butter Snickers as I could carry with me.
You sound like an obscure moron, but I think there may be something to that statement.
I'd bust balls to a great extent to an alien civilization that "let this crap go on for years" and took me in to their flock. I'd exaggerate the extent of the suffering of mankind, despite how bad it urked them. That's just me though, I'm all set with alien races that treat us like the GF (Galactic Federation) does.