Attention all Aliens...

Seems like you are finally coming out of the closet and starting to show yourselves but I have a few questions as many here don't seem to think you are doing it correctly.

I have always wondered why you aliens present us with night sightings? Your UFO's are always shown with bright lights from your crafts. Dudes! We can see you! You ain't fooling anyone.

If you are trying to be all sneaky about your presence, turn off the head lights! Here on Earth, a flashing light means "Here I am!". If we are meant to see you, just land already and get it over with. We already know you're here so why do you keep showing up just out of reach, blinking your tail lights and hovering over houses and such?

We see you in the day as well. Do you think that when we start filming and you duck behind a cloud that all of a sudden we think it didn't happen? It's on camera! Surely you must know what a camera is? We even have them in our phones!

And what's your point anyway? Flaunting your 'hover' technology? Showing us that you are superior? Trying to instill fear? It ain't working. C'mon down and meet us. We're not all that bad of a species tho some would argue that point. Some of us are pretty cool.

Land anywhere you like. Except that area in the Southern US. Remember? That didn't work out so well before. Also, stay away away from that big white building up North. They call it a house but it really isn't. Wouldn't be prudent...no sir, not prudent at all. One of our past earthling leaders liked that word.

They might invite you in but you ain't never gonna get out again.

And what's with all the abductions? What are you thinking? Taking us up there and doing God knows what. We have had a few reports of some probing in our nether regions and all I can say is 'ewww'. Is it really that interesting to you? Do you not have one? Well, we all do and I can tell you that it is covered for a reason. No trespassing! It's just wrong. If you were doing it for scientific purposes, haven't you learned enough about it already? There's a certain point when it's not research anymore but just plain entertainment. So quit it!

And another thing...you have a lot of people absolutely terrified over that cow thing. Beaming them up and emptying them out? Really? Then what? You just throw down the empty carcass for us? Is that you doing that? Personally I don't know if that's you but if it is, leave Bessie alone as she has a job to do. She's one of our Gods that we idolize and she has a lot of houses of worship across this World. Just look for the big bright yellow 'M'. Hard to miss. You'll see 'Billions' have gone there and still do to this day.

Oh yeah, Almost forgot..the Crop Circle thing...Nice Work!

But please tell us what it all means. Many down here are going bonkers trying to decipher the meanings behind it all. Unless of course it's just your sense of humor and doesn't mean anything whatsoever. If that's the case..Not Cool Dudes. Not at all. Ruining our crops and all. That's also how we keep Bessie happy and fat. When she's happy, we all are.

Anyway, in closing I just want to extend an invitation to make your appearance and stop lurking. We have laws about that actually. Many have invited you in for a beer and a BBQ. If you take us up on that, stay away from the generic brands and go for the expensive micro brews. You'll see what I mean.

As for the BBQ, when you have a nice big slice of Bessie, you'll understand why we hold her in such high regard.

Thanks Space Dudes..Peace Out!

You got my Attention . You can ask whatever you want .

Originally posted by xavi1000
You got my Attention . You can ask whatever you want .

Ok,

What's with the cow thing? Why cows and why not the whole thing?

I'm staying away from the probing issue because...well I just don't want to know that much. Some things are best kept secret.

If I were an alien I would totally have a beer with you.

But then again, maybe I am.

...so cheers??

reply to post by jude11


I'm Korendian ..we dont abduct or do mutilation of any kind of human or animal being.

In time..
They shall arrive
I dont think they would let us here to die..after all..
we are their experiments

Originally posted by iamhobo
If I were an alien I would totally have a beer with you.

But then again, maybe I am.

...so cheers??

If you are, feel free to bring a sample of your own brews as well.

We love the imported stuff.

Originally posted by xavi1000
reply to post by jude11

 

I'm Korendian ..we dont abduct or mutilation any kind of human or animal being.

Good to know sir..Good to know.

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Aliens are not cool

reply to post by Whirpool

True, except for Paul...

Originally posted by nowhere2hide
reply to post by Whirpool

 

True, except for Paul...

I would drink beer with Paul anytime...even the domestic stuff.

reply to post by jude11


I hate those dam aliens!

reply to post by jude11

I have always wondered why you aliens present us with night sightings? Your UFO's are always shown with bright lights from your crafts. Dudes! We can see you! You ain't fooling anyone.

We want you to see us!In the night when you look up and run after the UFO you step on all kinds of things....We have the laugh of our lives

We already know you're here so why do you keep showing up just out of reach, blinking your tail lights and hovering over houses and such?

Blinking lights?Repeat after me:blinking lights are airplanes,blinking lights are airplanes,blinking lights are airplanes,blinking lights are airplanes

Do you think that when we start filming and you duck behind a cloud that all of a sudden we think it didn't happen?

No but everyone else will

Surely you must know what a camera is? We even have them in our phones!

Big deal.We have cameras everywhere.

And what's your point anyway? Flaunting your 'hover' technology? Showing us that you are superior? Trying to instill fear?

Nope.We're just having fun with you.

And what's with all the abductions? What are you thinking?

Abductions is for sport.Every ship keeps it's score and at the end of the year we find out who won.

We have had a few reports of some probing in our nether regions and all I can say is 'ewww'.

Probing gives extra points....

And another thing...you have a lot of people absolutely terrified over that cow thing. Beaming them up and emptying them out? Really? Then what?

C'mon.You eat everything that has its back to the sky and you're blaming us for a few cows?Please...

Oh yeah, Almost forgot..the Crop Circle thing...Nice Work! But please tell us what it all means. Many down here are going bonkers trying to decipher the meanings behind it all. Unless of course it's just your sense of humor and doesn't mean anything whatsoever.

Well,we have some real artists up here.But they are usually high,when they make them,so no idea what they mean.

Any other questions?

reply to post by Phantom traveller


Sweet!

Thanks for clearing up a few things Space Dude! If you do come down for a BBQ, would like the bun toasted, on white or whole wheat? Pickles? Real or plastic cheese? (yeah I said plastic...you'll see)

Finally, some answers!

Not that you will find it cool, but star for you!

Originally posted by nowhere2hide
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Originally posted by jude11
reply to post by Phantom traveller

 

Sweet!

Thanks for clearing up a few things Space Dude! If you do come down for a BBQ, would like the bun toasted, on white or whole wheat? Pickles? Real or plastic cheese? (yeah I said plastic...you'll see)

Finally, some answers!

Not that you will find it cool, but star for you!

Anytime Earthling.I'm glad i could help.The BBQ is a tempting idea,although we are not supposed to interact with humans in a friendly manner,i might come if you promise not to tell.No problem with earth food,pick anything you like,as long as it doesn't come from the sea.We hate seafood.

If you have good beer,maybe i'll take you for a ride with my ship.

See ya

reply to post by Phantom traveller


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reply to post by Phantom traveller


But more seriously, I'll top the guy's bbq and beer and will spend 2 hours doing anything for/to/with you at all (As long as it involves no Physical [Or Spiritual if you're the Daemon type half of these idiots believe in] harm to me or anyone else) IF I am allowed to Have several thousand people watching on national TV.