Barack Obama: Shape Shifting Reptillian Overlord or Pure Human?

What will y'all think of next? This has got to be one of the most obviously ridiculous threads ever posted here. Y'all must be getting desperate!

Food for thought here, our day and age doctors can pull BRAINS out of humans kinda like pulling fat cells-azz tge fat cells are pulled out of individuals. so look at obamas cuts that are on his forehead and backthen ask yourself is this vactioning arse hole have the u.s. best interest in mind. or could he be a kid with a celluluar brain stim from lets say hugh hefner in a 18 year old body life had become sickening with the men with money having everything from transforming their bodies and brainse too whooo

He may have been human once but turned reptilian, just for four years. Then again, TPTB and pals may be pushing for four more? He could be hyrbids like most of us. Then again, I'm just guessin'.

Well, he may or may not be reptilian from goo, but I know he is a Marxist NWO CFR guy bent on destroying America. And definitely a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Barack Obama is actually a grey human hybrid. He is not related to the terrans that raised him on the earth. There is a possiblity that Obama may not only serve international interests in the world, but also the interests of the insectoid division. They will be the first extra-terrestrial and extra-dimensional beings that will announce their presence in the year 2013.
I know what I'm saying because I've heard it first hand from an insectoid himself, and he told me that. He also tried to attack me because I was in the midst of shape-shifting into my human form when he appeared. Be weary...terrans, your days are numbered.

Originally posted by Sestias
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Note: This post is a satire. Apparently not everyone gets it.

The questionable birth certificate: Why would any presidential candidate try so desperately to hide a real birth certificate? Perhaps because reptilian overlords do not receive birth certificates, they congeal out of a pile of goo! The voting public would never vote for a space reptilian and if the plan for world domination ever leaked to the general there would be mass chaos, thus the Republican party could never reveal Obama's true ancestry and the reptilian conspiracy continues.

Is there enough evidence to conclusively prove that Barack Obama is a reptilian overlord hell bent on taking over the world? I believe that the results are inconclusive, on one hand Obama has yet to prove without a shadow of a doubt that he is not a reptilian and a man in a position with as much power as the President of the United States should calm the American public and prove he is completely human.

Aha. More conclusive evidence that our president is not what he seems to be. We have always suspected him of not being truthful about his shady past and this is more evidence coming to light. He may run but he cannot hide from the American people, who are diligently pursuing the truth.

Beside that, what he's doing is unconstitutional. If the founding fathers wanted a reptilian in office it would say so.

Btw: lol:

edit on 16-6-2011 by Sestias because: (no reason given)

President Obama is a...
Human being.
Moderate Democrat.
Chicago Bears homer

He does not have reptile dna in him...like every other human being on earth.

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My daughter was born in Germany and she has two birth certificates...a german one...and a US State Department Certificate of Birth Abroad which gives her American citizenship because she was born to Americans living in Germany.

Obama should have the same thing and it is legal for him to be president.
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The link I posted will show the facts.

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Some people really do believe these things, just as some people suspect Obama to be Malcolm X's son, or related to Osama Bin Laden, or some master hypnotist who won the elections by tricking everybody.

People will believe anything when it suits their agenda, that's just the way it's been for years.

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That's simply crazy thinking...Reptillian

Anyone with half a brain know that he's the antichrist. Lucifer [Obama] is obviously a communist or at least a communist sympathizer. Maybe even a socialist, leftist leaning homosexual, that would like nothing better than to see the US of A worship the voodoo gods of old, dance neeked in the streets and fornicate openly like animals. That's what the Democrats want!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Glenn Beck won't save us we're doomed!! It's that simple !!!!!!!!!

The funniest thing about this thread is the number of posters that have no apparent understanding of the term "Satire."

I always knew in the back of my mind that the reason most conservatives don't appreciate Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert is because of their inability to understand the concept of satirical comedy. I think that Jeff Dunham's "Peanut" character said it best when he said it just goes "Swoosh," right over their heads. Put quite simply, "They just don't get it."

This IMO, is one of the biggest problems facing the right wing conservative movement. Not only have they lost the ability to laugh at themselves, they have also lost the ability to understand why others are laughing at them.

Furthermore, anyone who's done the research knows that President Obama came to this earth by accident. As it turns out, he was on his way to meet with all the other Gods of the universe when he was sucked into a "Black Hole" created at the CERN facility during their search for the "God Particle." (You know the old saying; "Be careful what you look for, because you may just find it.") Anyway, the black hole was short lived and he had no opportunity to go back so he decided, that being a God, he should try to make the best of things. That's why he can do no wrong. It's not his fault that right wingers don't understand that....or satire.

I guess I haven't been paying attention, but why is there such a debate over Obama being a legit US citizen? And again, I could have missed it, why has this become an issue after he was sworn into office and officially became the President? I don't recall there being such a fevered attempt to discredit his citizenship while running for office. But just because I don't remember it doesn't mean there weren't those working at it.


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Originally posted by ThirdEyeofHorus
Well, he may or may not be reptilian from goo, but I know he is a Marxist NWO CFR guy bent on destroying America. And definitely a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Amen to that!

Who knows though, he could be a reptilian .

Most likely a "grey" mixed with "reptilian"....