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Originally posted by Sestias
Note: This post is a satire. Apparently not everyone gets it.
The questionable birth certificate: Why would any presidential candidate try so desperately to hide a real birth certificate? Perhaps because reptilian overlords do not receive birth certificates, they congeal out of a pile of goo! The voting public would never vote for a space reptilian and if the plan for world domination ever leaked to the general there would be mass chaos, thus the Republican party could never reveal Obama's true ancestry and the reptilian conspiracy continues.
Is there enough evidence to conclusively prove that Barack Obama is a reptilian overlord hell bent on taking over the world? I believe that the results are inconclusive, on one hand Obama has yet to prove without a shadow of a doubt that he is not a reptilian and a man in a position with as much power as the President of the United States should calm the American public and prove he is completely human.
Aha. More conclusive evidence that our president is not what he seems to be. We have always suspected him of not being truthful about his shady past and this is more evidence coming to light. He may run but he cannot hide from the American people, who are diligently pursuing the truth.
Beside that, what he's doing is unconstitutional. If the founding fathers wanted a reptilian in office it would say so.
Btw: lol:edit on 16-6-2011 by Sestias because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by ThirdEyeofHorus
Well, he may or may not be reptilian from goo, but I know he is a Marxist NWO CFR guy bent on destroying America. And definitely a wolf in sheep's clothing.