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pre-flight viagra...

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posted on Jun, 2 2011 @ 05:15 PM
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i can't believe all of the news on the TSA! i mean they seem to be fondling anyone they can get their hands on. like this video (from a thread recently posted of a woman screaming for police after being checked by TSA).
www.abovetopsecret.com...

i'll tell you what...i have only flown like twice in my entire life but if i ever do again...i'm gonna pop a viagra on my way to the airport and act "suspicious". wonder what they would do when they found me smuggling a banana?




posted on Jun, 2 2011 @ 05:18 PM
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Ha, make sure you bring a camera...



posted on Jun, 2 2011 @ 05:26 PM
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I would be carefull. that would be uncomfortable for them for 5 minutes, and you for 5 hours! plus your seat neibors might think it was a little odd as well.



posted on Jun, 2 2011 @ 05:27 PM
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wonder what they would do when they found me smuggling a banana?


Ughh.. they'll make you peel it back to see if you're hiding anything up there...
edit on 2/6/11 by AdamsMurmur because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 2 2011 @ 05:42 PM
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I think you should do it! And video the whole thing, and post it up here!

You could probably even make millions on the side by selling it as a porno movie! Especially if they gave you a really good pat down....



posted on Jun, 2 2011 @ 09:50 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Fly the Friendly Skies!"



posted on Jun, 3 2011 @ 05:05 AM
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Be sure to cross-dress and act like you've been dreaming about them patting you down.
I bet they push you right through the checkpoint.
(don't forget to "sieg heil" them on the way out)



posted on Jun, 3 2011 @ 05:06 AM
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Originally posted by LargeFries
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Fly the Friendly Skies!"


Careful, you're giving away your age if you remember that commercial.



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