pre-flight viagra...

i can't believe all of the news on the TSA! i mean they seem to be fondling anyone they can get their hands on. like this video (from a thread recently posted of a woman screaming for police after being checked by TSA).
www.abovetopsecret.com...

i'll tell you what...i have only flown like twice in my entire life but if i ever do again...i'm gonna pop a viagra on my way to the airport and act "suspicious". wonder what they would do when they found me smuggling a banana?

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Ha, make sure you bring a camera...

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I would be carefull. that would be uncomfortable for them for 5 minutes, and you for 5 hours! plus your seat neibors might think it was a little odd as well.

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wonder what they would do when they found me smuggling a banana?

Ughh.. they'll make you peel it back to see if you're hiding anything up there...

I think you should do it! And video the whole thing, and post it up here!

You could probably even make millions on the side by selling it as a porno movie! Especially if they gave you a really good pat down....

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Gives a whole new meaning to "Fly the Friendly Skies!"

Be sure to cross-dress and act like you've been dreaming about them patting you down.
I bet they push you right through the checkpoint.
(don't forget to "sieg heil" them on the way out)

Originally posted by LargeFries
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Fly the Friendly Skies!"

Careful, you're giving away your age if you remember that commercial.