shouldnt it have happened by now

There's no rapture happe

I think I just ruptured my first can of beens and now for the rapture that will take over and the smell

rapture exit sage left ..............................................................

Do you think my husband would believe me if I left him a note saying I was raptured? ...well it's one way to get out of a marriage.

Kidding, I totally love him.

It might look a little bit suspicious if I'm the only one missing..hmmm

now than lets please please im begging you lets make to 2012 without another god damn prophecy of doomsday

i played rapture tracker for the night, now ill get back to posting my serious theories in a few days

Originally posted by connorromanow
i played rapture tracker for the night, now ill get back to posting my serious theories in a few days

Did you track any raptures??

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successfuly no, but i kept track on what timezones it would happen in the approx waiting time, and where to expect the first reports, but i guess several people joined me here tonight so thanks to everyone who posted here

so whats harold going to be planning to do now

Oh no, I think we in New Zealand have been missed out by the rapturous ones, it's 6.31pm and no sign of jesus or any rapturous events on the horizon as yet!! bugger, missed out again!!

No UFOs, or ETs or anything exciting like that.

And with the first pick of the 2011 Rapture, God selects....

Randy "Macho Man" Savage!!

Ohhhh Yeah Brother!!!!!!!

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looks to be in the clear than, its passed through two soon to be three time zones and weve got nothing on the scopes,

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Thats so messed up....but I guess better people die every day.

right, now whos in favour of speeding up harolds ascent to the afterlife for starting all this #

unrelated but im out here, if theres any important news ill look over in the morning if i havent been raptured by then

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It did, Heaven's pretty crowded at the moment, tons of in processing going on, oh and the internet is LAGGY, I think they haven't upgraded from DSL. I'll let you all know when I meet Elvis!

Can't wait to see the look on their faces when sunday comes

FYI, I have it on great authority (someone who friended me on FB, no idea who they are really) - that the Rapture is predicted to start at 6pm California time (thats 9pm est for those in the US, and 1:00 UTC 5/22) - I didn't care enough to try to confirm it - but in consideration of this, we should also assume someone as stylish as Jesus would be fashionably late, so you have to wait till tomorrow morning to gloat.

Peace.

Originally posted by Fishticon84

Originally posted by connorromanow
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yeah but its may 21st their now, so shouldnt the rapture be happening there

It supposed to happen at 6PM, not midnight.
This isn't a Disney fairy tale.. this is some serious stuff!

So give it about 4 hours.

This isn't a Disney fairy tale.. this is some serious stuff!


hahaha its about as believable as disney its all a load of bollocks theres no seriousness about it

you know what I really think?

based solely on the ignorance I've encountered today, not even taking the past into consideration

Jesus stopped by hours ago and said "Nope, nothing worth saving here" and kept going

No Raputre? Oh well, gotta put up with Earth for what, another 4 years or so?
Fine by me

seems like he was wrong, no rapture, so now that this is out of the way lets go back to seriuos conspiracy stuff here