The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

Funny this:

Harold Camping's anagram name is GRAPHIC OLD MAN

I've never really prayed before, but I am praying now.


"Dear Lord, God Almighty on High, Please Father, I humbly beseech Thee to remove Your servants from this place."

Originally posted by faryjay
Funny this:

Harold Camping's anagram name is GRAPHIC OLD MAN

My computer monitor thanks you for its splash of coffee.

Wouldn't it be funny if one of those social networks die-hard fan tweeted on his way up to Heaven?

I can't wait until 6 pm, anywhere! I want to see what people say when they're still here.

Originally posted by chr0naut

Originally posted by PurpleDog UK
Anyone know where Mr Ra-el is currently ?

Probably practicing his "Blue Steel" look for the 'photo op.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Quality comment and a brilliant film........!

That's me done for now as I have just been mocking the main man !? oh well




PDUK

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I'm feeling quite odd.
But I think it's the varnish fumes wafting in from the kitchen.

reply to post by zazzafrazz


Look busy!

I am looking forward to today's events around the world. But I'm off to do some gardening. I think fresh veggies will be nice during the tribulation period. A nice break from the anguish 'ol Harold says I have in store. Keep us posted New Zealand

Originally posted by Chadwickus
reply to post by zazzafrazz

 

Look busy!

Do Zombies like Tacos? I made some for dinner, or do they repeat on them because its cooked meat?

Let this thread be proof of the fools who thought 21st May 2011 was going to be the End of the World.

reply to post by Suspiria


I have read a lot of your posts.... There is NO WAY you are getting raptured anywhere missy

I know this is light humor and I really adore imagining each of you in a Rapturious Position, but I am open to what may or may not happen. Personally I have asked repeatedly to be "left behind" as I feel that I would be best suited for cleaning up this mess when it is over.

Eventually, of course, Christ will reign on Earth for 1000 years after the "War" with the AC, so there is plenty of time to get my "stuff" together.

On a side note, I have a friend who is JW, and he suddenly had to leave town this weekend for an event in Colorado. I did not get specifics, all I got was that he would return on Monday; but will he? I am pretty sure if there are any candidates for the 144,000 virgin men, who are the only true "eligible" to be Raptured, then he is definitely one of them! At my age I have forgotten if I am a virgin or not, but I am pretty sure I am going to be here on Sunday!

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Well it's raining today in Manchester (Like Always), so maybe it'll rain and rain and then we'll have a flood which will then pour into the rest of UK and sooner the World and there will stand your Rapture ...

Drowned by Manchester's Rain!!!

If any of you will be raptured before me ( that i doubt .. haha ) .... be a sport and put a few beers in the fridge for me

virgin men

That is almost as unbelievable as the rapture.

vvv

Well im still sitting here (Aussie too) theres not even a rapture party in the street so im feeling a bit ripped off...
but what was funny, was i was listining to triple j as i read this thread, and the following song (but in a remix ) came on

from the song lyrics
"I feel like nothing can change, again
we see the same ghost everyday
And when it comes, tomorrow will be the same
We feel the same
We're still the same
We stay the same

More lyrics: www.lyricsmania.com...
All about Shoes The: www.musictory.com..."
So if you believe it, God just told me nothings going to happen....
and you can check j play in a few days when they do the tack listings to see that song played about 23:45 on saturday melbourne time...

Originally posted by borutp
If any of you will be raptured before me ( that i doubt .. haha ) .... be a sport and put a few beers in the fridge for me

edit on 20-5-2011 by borutp because: (no reason given)

Only if you promise to bring some fresh KFC on the way up or down ... Wherever I may be!

I just saw something!

OMG